Serious Sex with watermelon is good cope?

[Swag Lord]

I want to buy an onahole sex toy but I am afraid my mom will find it and beat me. So I want to get creative and make one from an object that is not sus. I was thinking about buying a watermelon from grocery store and cut out penis size hole in it for sex but I am not sure if it will feel good. I am afraid that the inside of the watermelon might be too fragile for sexual intercourse and break up too fast and make a mess. Does anyone have experience with watermelon sex? Is it a good cope? How many times can you make love to a watermelon before you need to buy new one? I am not verk rich so I cant be spending $500 on watermelons every month kek

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Bro is just saying his intrusive thoughts.

 

[Max Doltman]

might be never got around to trying it

 

[Cryotron]

i fucking hate this gif pfp

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

way too cold mang

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

 

[Swag Lord]

i fucking hate this gif pfp

Can't handle the swag?

 

[Cryotron]

who the fuck is this faggot?

 

[Swag Lord]

who the fuck is this faggot?

Me lol

 

[Drinkcel]

who the fuck is this faggot?

 

[Drinkcel]

He does not seem like a real incel

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

negro trait

 

[Swag Lord]

way too cold mang

Do you think warming it up in the oven before sex will help?

 

[Swag Lord]

He does not seem like a real incel

I am 165cm (about 5'5)

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Me lol

Fr?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Yes, I think that's a good cope.

 

[Swag Lord]

Fr?

 

[Graveyard]

over for watermeloncels

 

[balkanceI]

Grays should not be allowed to make posts

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

Grays should not be allowed to make posts

fucking based

 

[Morphine]

 

[Morphine]

who the fuck is this faggot?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Ok GrAY

 

[Hugh Jasoul]

You can get stealthy looking fleshlights that don’t even look like anything suggestive. Then just hide it somewhere. Like inside your mattress.

 

[Swag Lord]

You can get stealthy looking fleshlights that don’t even look like anything suggestive. Then just hide it somewhere. Like inside your mattress.

Where do I find those? Pics or links? I dont live in the west

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I want to buy an onahole sex toy but I am afraid my mom will find it and beat me. Does anyone have experience with watermelon sex?

 

[starystulejarz]

my mom will find it and beat me

beat your mom with the onahole before she beats you one super quick onahole slap should do the job

 

[Verxis]

way too cold mang

Based pfp

 

[Swag Lord]

beat your mom with the onahole before she beats you one super quick onahole slap should do the job

High iq I might not need the watermelon after all. Thanks bro

 

[Efiliste]

Bro is just saying his intrusive thoughts.

i fucking hate this gif pfp

 

[Ihatereddit]

Make a pringles pussy
pringles can
latex glove
2 sponges
ky lube

 

[Bianor]

Crab leg would be better

 

[Jake Roberts]

Make a pringles pussy
pringles can
latex glove
2 sponges
ky lube

Based I was gonna suggest something like this. A paper towel tube also works as a substitute for the Pringles can if you don't have Pringles or a similar food in your country.

who the fuck is this faggot?

It's Limmy he is a comedian and also oddly enough a Twitch streamer too.

 

[Old Ironsides]

what inkwelldom does to a GrAY.

 

[FuckHOA]

Just buy an automatic sex toy

 

[Skoga]

Grays should not be allowed to make posts

Then how are they supposed to ascend from grayceldom?

 

[Adolf Hitler]

 

[Simba]

Can't handle the swag?

Lmao.

 

[Efiliste]

Lmao.

 

[SteelCentaur]

Just buy a hot chicken, remove the spine, and go to town on it theory.

 

[anandkonda]

Grays should not be allowed to make posts

 

[anandkonda]

Then how are they supposed to ascend from grayceldom?

They should not

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Op are you a nigger?

 

[Swag Lord]

Op are you a nigger?

No I am a ricecel

 

[curryboy420]

U are retard shut up

 

[Swag Lord]

U are retard shut up

Saar you shit in the wrong street. You must shit in designated street

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

ricecel

Over

 

[curryboy420]

Saar you shit in the wrong street. You must shit in designated street

Stfu greynig

 

[Friezacel]

 

[Regenerator]

Just use a fleshlight or a onohole & look at picture or videos of attractive femoids.