ButaneSnake99
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Your at your taller friend's house. You remember his 4'11 sister was dating a 4/10 5'6 guy who loved her and would have conquered the world for her, but his dad doesn't like him because he's short and scrawny; there's absolutely no other explanation, as he was a fairly successful normie working in a car dealership as a manager, which GF said is a "loser job." She breaks up and he goes into severe depression and becomes, from what I'm told, a mentalcel. She goes on to date a 6'4 Chad, a rockstar, literally, and a handsome, burly 6'3 gas station worker, a far better job than a car dealership manager, apparently. Her dad is ecstatic and loves the guy because they can meet eye to eye.
Your taller friend, your only one, wants to be a Christian, then he tells you all about fucking his six years younger rich GF in the most obscene ways while your paranoid on weed.
You remember she is going to a pretegious school just because she's rich, pretty and an ethnic, and thus philosemitic, which is the only thing normies below 6' but above 5'8 can get these days.
You remember that your 5'5 and that time you saw his leftist sister denigrate short guys and convince one of her taller friends into not dating a short guy she found semi attractive, and that, "your better than that girl, I wouldn't do it even if he had a billion dollars," to which she is persuaded on that argument alone. Then they text about how guys are either getting engaged, married, or killing themselves, to which both post a laughing emoji. I'm watching on 2nd floor balcony.
Many weeks later, back with your taller friend, you hint at the fact you're a virgin... taller friend doesn't talk to you ever again.
Another story from the archaic backlog, another day.
Your taller friend, your only one, wants to be a Christian, then he tells you all about fucking his six years younger rich GF in the most obscene ways while your paranoid on weed.
You remember she is going to a pretegious school just because she's rich, pretty and an ethnic, and thus philosemitic, which is the only thing normies below 6' but above 5'8 can get these days.
You remember that your 5'5 and that time you saw his leftist sister denigrate short guys and convince one of her taller friends into not dating a short guy she found semi attractive, and that, "your better than that girl, I wouldn't do it even if he had a billion dollars," to which she is persuaded on that argument alone. Then they text about how guys are either getting engaged, married, or killing themselves, to which both post a laughing emoji. I'm watching on 2nd floor balcony.
Many weeks later, back with your taller friend, you hint at the fact you're a virgin... taller friend doesn't talk to you ever again.
Another story from the archaic backlog, another day.





