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Brutal Sex numbers are brutal if you think about it

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"the average Brit has sex around 5,778 times before they die".

Meanwhile most of us will only have it a few dozen times if evER. So yeah, Sex Havers are sleeping around twice a week based on UK numbers. But the numbers go further than that.

Now let's assume that everyone has the same amount of sex and now let's round that up to 5,800 times in your life. Men aren't biologically equal, some men only last a few seconds and some men last 20 minutes. Let's compare those.

Let's say the average man has sex for 6 minutes, so he would have essentially 24 days worth of sex (5800 X 6 = 34,800 / 60 = 580 / 24 = 24).

A man who lasts 15 minutes in bed would have had 60 days worth of sex (5800 X 15 = 87000 / 60 = 1450 / 25 = 60.42) .

Meanwhile a man that only lasts 1 minute on average would only have had 4 days worth of sex for his entire life (5800 / 60 = 96⅔ / 24 = 4). Only 2 days if he only lasts 30 seconds.

Of course, these numbers are assuming that all these men would have the same amount of sex in their lifetime, in reality premature ejaculators are much more likely to significantly less sex and have a sexually dysfunctional female partner. Meanwhile men with premature ejaculation are more likely to have anxiety in general so are more likely to be an Incel.

This is also why I started caring less about ascending, even if I ascend I'd only have like 1/6th the sex life of the average man and even then the numbers are worse so less than a tenth despite having to do a lot more trouble than your average Normie to even have sex in the first place because I'm fat, short (Dutch standards, fuck you mini-foreigners), Black, and ugly.

It's as if I lost at life in literally every dimension imaginable. :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
 
having sex once will be enough to solve me.
 
A man who lasts 15 minutes in bed would have had 60 days worth of sex
i have more time spent rotting on incel forums than people in their entire lives spend on sex jfl. its over
 
"the average Brit has sex around 5,778 times before they die".
How do they know? Of course women have counter down there, but it breaks after first use.
 
It's not fair, people shouldn't be having all this sex whilst others are left behind.
 
5,778. The sooner these Boomers start dying painfully in serve health related issues the better in my opinion . :feelscomfy:
 
"the average Brit has sex around 5,778 times before they die".

Matthew 25:29, RSV. I tell you, that to everyone who has will more be given; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away. :feelsrope::feelsrope:Imagine how much Chad is skewing that average if we're dragging it down. Chad could easily be having 10 times that.
 
i have more time spent rotting on incel forums than people in their entire lives spend on sex jfl. its over
Thanks, I was just wondering how I can fill up my suifuel tank.
 
5778? So on average most people are doing it twice a week from teenage to their deathbed? Sounds like BS to me. Maybe if it was 578 I would believe it.
 
That would probably be the number of times I'll masturbate before I die, if not more.

:feelsbadman:
 
yeah this always gets me, it would take way too much money to compensate for all of that with escortmaxx
 
having sex once will be enough to solve me.
I’ve always thought this too. Just want to be able to get it out of my system that such a milestone was achieved and move on with other issues in my life - like improving skills, gaining new hobbies etc.
 
https://web.archive.org/web/2023020...much-sex-youll-have-in-your-lifetime-6176917/

"the average Brit has sex around 5,778 times before they die".

Meanwhile most of us will only have it a few dozen times if evER. So yeah, Sex Havers are sleeping around twice a week based on UK numbers. But the numbers go further than that.

Now let's assume that everyone has the same amount of sex and now let's round that up to 5,800 times in your life. Men aren't biologically equal, some men only last a few seconds and some men last 20 minutes. Let's compare those.

Let's say the average man has sex for 6 minutes, so he would have essentially 24 days worth of sex (5800 X 6 = 34,800 / 60 = 580 / 24 = 24).

A man who lasts 15 minutes in bed would have had 60 days worth of sex (5800 X 15 = 87000 / 60 = 1450 / 25 = 60.42) .

Meanwhile a man that only lasts 1 minute on average would only have had 4 days worth of sex for his entire life (5800 / 60 = 96⅔ / 24 = 4). Only 2 days if he only lasts 30 seconds.

Of course, these numbers are assuming that all these men would have the same amount of sex in their lifetime, in reality premature ejaculators are much more likely to significantly less sex and have a sexually dysfunctional female partner. Meanwhile men with premature ejaculation are more likely to have anxiety in general so are more likely to be an Incel.

This is also why I started caring less about ascending, even if I ascend I'd only have like 1/6th the sex life of the average man and even then the numbers are worse so less than a tenth despite having to do a lot more trouble than your average Normie to even have sex in the first place because I'm fat, short (Dutch standards, fuck you mini-foreigners), Black, and ugly.

It's as if I lost at life in literally every dimension imaginable. :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
I masturbated 995 times since april of 2021.( i keep record of every fap)
Brutally over for me
 
Matthew 25:29, RSV. I tell you, that to everyone who has will more be given; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away. :feelsrope::feelsrope:Imagine how much Chad is skewing that average if we're dragging it down. Chad could easily be having 10 times that.
Damn, You christian?
 
I have to go search for it but I was reading another study on relationship that basically showed is was majority of women who were screwing something like 20% of the men. The study didn’t come to that conclusion on their own of course, but if you did the math and look at the numbers that basically prove that most women are whores that all fuck the same small percentage of men repeatedly. It also showed that based on the ratio of men/women in a relationship was at least 3.5 women in a relationship to one man. Even taking account lesbians, the math just didn’t add up and very easily proved that women are a bunch of dirty whores at all fuck the same small circle of guys.

It’s funny how the dirty cunts then sit there and complain how they can’t find a good guy. Then, again, that’s pretty typical fucking stupid twats, they cause all the problems and they cry about them. I hate to say it, but you’re probably better off, jerking off or buying a blowup doll; that way it won’t go bad shit crazy on you and try and stab you while you’re sleeping or accuse you of raping it after you decide that you no longer want to deal with crazy and decide to break up with them. Seriously have you been around women lately? Most of them are fucking incompetent, crazy, assholes. They are not funny, they are mostly useless, and when you give them a shred of power they just go on a fucking rampage and destroy everything. The only thing worse than them are Jews. Combine them together? God, Jewish women are the worst.

I get it everybody wants to stick their dick in a hole, but if you have to worry about that hole biting your dick off just because they had a bad fucking day and are mental, is it really worth it? Seriously? I just fucking gave up trying. I could care so little now I don’t even bother trying to jerk off anymore, not like it works after a spinal injury. I know that sounds like a black pill, but it really isn’t. It should be a white pill.

Women are now nothing but holes, nothing more. If you aren’t getting laid (I’m not) you’re probably a nice guy. I used to be a “nice guy” but women don‘t actually want that despite their fucking endless mouths running about the “sensitive man” they really are just whores wanting to get fucked in the ass. Everything in this world has changed. If you still want to fuck a whore, treat them like one and you might have more success.
 
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https://web.archive.org/web/2023020...much-sex-youll-have-in-your-lifetime-6176917/

"the average Brit has sex around 5,778 times before they die".

Meanwhile most of us will only have it a few dozen times if evER. So yeah, Sex Havers are sleeping around twice a week based on UK numbers. But the numbers go further than that.

Now let's assume that everyone has the same amount of sex and now let's round that up to 5,800 times in your life. Men aren't biologically equal, some men only last a few seconds and some men last 20 minutes. Let's compare those.

Let's say the average man has sex for 6 minutes, so he would have essentially 24 days worth of sex (5800 X 6 = 34,800 / 60 = 580 / 24 = 24).

A man who lasts 15 minutes in bed would have had 60 days worth of sex (5800 X 15 = 87000 / 60 = 1450 / 25 = 60.42) .

Meanwhile a man that only lasts 1 minute on average would only have had 4 days worth of sex for his entire life (5800 / 60 = 96⅔ / 24 = 4). Only 2 days if he only lasts 30 seconds.

Of course, these numbers are assuming that all these men would have the same amount of sex in their lifetime, in reality premature ejaculators are much more likely to significantly less sex and have a sexually dysfunctional female partner. Meanwhile men with premature ejaculation are more likely to have anxiety in general so are more likely to be an Incel.

This is also why I started caring less about ascending, even if I ascend I'd only have like 1/6th the sex life of the average man and even then the numbers are worse so less than a tenth despite having to do a lot more trouble than your average Normie to even have sex in the first place because I'm fat, short (Dutch standards, fuck you mini-foreigners), Black, and ugly.

It's as if I lost at life in literally every dimension imaginable. :cryfeels: :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
Id rather not, Chico
 
Women are now nothing but holes, nothing more. If you aren’t getting laid (I’m not) you’re probably a nice guy. I used to be a “nice guy” but women don‘t actually want that despite their fucking endless mouths running about the “sensitive man” they really are just whores wanting to get fucked in the ass. Everything in this world has changed. If you still want to fuck a whore, treat them like one and you might have more success.
 

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