Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

NSFW Sex doll update! Women are obsolete!

Impressive load, I only get that big when I do NoFap for a week. But then it gets yellowy and really smells bad.
 
Impressive load, I only get that big when I do NoFap for a week. But then it gets yellowy and really smells bad.

I've been eating 150g of protein per day and exercising a lot lately, which are both great for increasing your load. I've lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks(who knows how much of that is water weight or whatever). I masturbate 2-3 times a day, so that's maybe half a day of build-up.
 
Bigger loads doesn't help much when you're a pathetic virgin so I'll avoid that tbh.

I need one of these dolls. I'd fuck it so much.
 
That literally looks like a cheap knockoff of a Barbie doll. How you could fuck that, I have no idea. But whatever floats your boat, and if it takes away value from real foids for you, then I'm all for it.

Lolololol
 
Is this really what society has reduced us to ?
 
I lol'd, good for you op
 
It's over for women.
 
It's a shame we're still a long way from reasonably priced sex robots, when we get into sex robots with a good realism, the prices are going to be horrendously high and for the price to drop will take a long time.

I just hope I can see it in my lifetime
 
Basically expensive masturbation but if it feels good power to you OP
 
Nice. I am gonna get a sex doll soon I think.
 
You are a volcel if you wouldn't fuck a sex doll
 
Does it have holes to penetrate, do you get dick burn from fucking the plastic?
where can i order one discreetly?
 
why not get a hooker though?
 
This is just sad... OP have some dignity.
 
That thing is hot. You can spray perfume on it to make it more realistic
 
Does it have holes to penetrate, do you get dick burn from fucking the plastic?
where can i order one discreetly?

Mouth, pussy, ass. Mouth isn't deep enough for me. Pussy felt alright but I can't find a good angle to fuck it. Ass feels great. I didn't get any dick burn, but I noticed my fleshlight didn't feel very good today, so I think my dick did take some abuse yesterday. I spent a total of 3.5 hours fucking my doll last night. It was very hard to cum and it's difficult to maintain an erection. I think the hole is too tight and cuts off blood circulation. Fleshlights have an adjustable cap on the end that you can loosen or completely remove to eliminate the suction. I take the cap off because I think it feels 100x better being able to freely thrust without having to deal with the resistance of the suction. The doll doesn't have that option, so I'm stuck dealing with the suction. I can't pull all the way out between thrusts because the suction seals the hole around my dick as I pull out. This also means that I can't thrust very fast. I'm considering cutting a hole in her back at the end of the anal cavity, but I'm hesitant to intentionally damage an item with such a high price tag. It could also make it easier to clean since I could flush it out easier. I have some drills that might do the trick, but I don't know if the silicone would get bound up and tear open a huge hole.
 
Fuck. You convinced me to get one. Almost bought one last year. Getting some renovations to my place first then i'm ordering. Don't want to have to hide that when the work guys are over.

I'm gonna get one from wm dolls.
 
Is it worth it though???
 
Fuck my old boots, where is my little black book of escorts :feelsmega:
 
Is it worth it though???

I think so. I only paid $670, which seems to be really cheap compared to most dolls. If the anatomy was a littler different to allow easier angle of entry, it would be A+++. Also, the suction issue I mentioned in a previous post complicates things, but I think that's easily fixable.with a simple hole drilled into the body.
 
I wish I could buy a sexdoll tbh, but it is too expensive and hard to hide
 
The Age of Women is over. The time of the Incel has come.
 
how much did it cost?
thta doll looks like it's 14 xD
even better


make it give you a handjob
if i get one of these the feet have to be realistic as well
 
Last edited:
The Age of Women is over. The time of the Incel has come.
Kek as if women cared when they already don't let us fuck them. Do you truly believe Chad wants to stick his dick inside one of these?
 
Kek as if women cared when they already don't let us fuck them. Do you truly believe Chad wants to stick his dick inside one of these?

Chad & Stacy don't reproduce. Meanwhile, we get sexbots with artificial wombs, genetically engineer Übermensch and TAKE OVER THE WORLD....in theory. In practice, a third world war is much more likely to take place long before that. Oh, well...:feelsautistic:
 
This is the one I'd be getting:



(mute the video due to annoying music)
 
Probably one of the better ways to cope with being Incel. At least you get something that is somewhat close to the real thing.
 
This is the one I'd be getting:



(mute the video due to annoying music)


Good looking doll there. What do you think of this one: https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/products/163cm-5ft4-fat-butt-sex-doll-with-big-curves-shakira

That is the one that got many into it I believe.
168cm with 105 head2 1000x1000
 
Last edited:
I would, but I live in the middle of a city with no horses in sight.
Yeah thank goodness I don't live in a crowded city with chads & Stacies everywhere and no horses. I'd have roped already long time ago.
 
Yeah thank goodness I don't live in a crowded city with chads & Stacies everywhere and no horses. I'd have roped already long time ago.
shit. The only way to get near a horse here is joining a jockey club, which is expensive and you're constantly being watched. So no mares for me.
 
shit. The only way to get near a horse here is joining a jockey club, which is expensive and you're constantly being watched. So no mares for me.
You should redirect your efforts at employment or business ownership towards something rural so you could move to a rural area.
Do you own your own mares?
No but I'm planning to either start a business around horses or work with them or moneymaxx some totally other way and then have my ponies in my own garden or something. I still have to overcome my inertia and procrastination though.
 
That doll does look 14!! She's traumatized for life. Your going to Jail bro when the FBI on this board come for you!

We can't have monsters that spunk on 14yo-looking dolls roaming the quite countryside now can we?
 
You should redirect your efforts at employment or business ownership towards something rural so you could move to a rural area.
It won't work. I'm still a student and I'm too useless to work.
 
It won't work. I'm still a student and I'm too useless to work.
I actually think that working on a farm or with animals is something perfect for introverted nerds who can't thrive in an urban, corporate environment.
 
I actually think that working on a farm or with animals is something perfect for introverted nerds who can't thrive in an urban, corporate environment.
I would have to find a place to live, learn to cook, lead a household, keep care of everything... Damn, even thinking about it makes me absolutely frightened. I'm literally sweating right now ;-;
 
I would have to find a place to live, learn to cook, lead a household, keep care of everything... Damn, even thinking about it makes me absolutely frightened. I'm literally sweating right now ;-;
I know the feeling.
 
The Age of Women is over. The time of the Incel has come.
I actually think that working on a farm or with animals is something perfect for introverted nerds who can't thrive in an urban, corporate environment.

Office job is much easier than any sort of manual labor, outdoors job.

If a job isn't too hard and well paying, you'd have women trying to get into the industry, like "women in tech"
 
I would have to find a place to live, learn to cook, lead a household, keep care of everything... Damn, even thinking about it makes me absolutely frightened. I'm literally sweating right now ;-;
Cooking ain't rocket science. Just grab a book/find a recipe site, get the ingredients, follow the instructions and even if you fuck up a few times you'll eventually get it right. I'm no top chef but I'm still alive, so it can be done! Cleaning is a matter of buying the appropriate products (a broom, a mop, a handle, a bucket and detergents), and well, cleaning (First you broom, then you mop). I'd wager most men can do just as good a job as most women. Heck, despite living alone my place is actually pretty neat (It helps that I'm almost OCD about order, my desk is almost always free)
I actually think that working on a farm or with animals is something perfect for introverted nerds who can't thrive in an urban, corporate environment.
THIS. I would legit KILL for a chance at such a life. Sadly, when people look at my body and hear I'm a student they flat out laugh at me. It doesn't help that I was too small back when my ol' ma was still alive and thus I have 0 experince in farmwork.
 
Office job is much easier than any sort of manual labor, outdoors job.

If a job isn't too hard and well paying, you'd have women trying to get into the industry, like "women in tech"
So what you are literally saying is that an office job will have wamman and they are horrible to work with for an incel.
KEK you just drew that or it existed somewhere?
 

Similar threads

TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
46
Views
1K
Mecoja
Mecoja
TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
34
Views
969
Vakasneb3856
Vakasneb3856
TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
46
Views
2K
God's Lonely Man
God's Lonely Man
TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
36
Views
1K
TheTroonAnnihilator
TheTroonAnnihilator
TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
40
Views
2K
HOHcel
HOHcel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top