Theory Sex and beer goggles

[FinnCel]

As many of you already know, alcohol makes people look more attractive.
People in the past used to drink way more alcohol.

Millenials and Gen Z consume way less alcohol than their parents.
The involuntary celibacy crisis exploded with Millenials and Gen Z

I see a pattern here

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Instead of alcohol they smoke more weed

 

[FinnCel]

Instead of alcohol they smoke more weed

Weed heightens your visuals so they can spot chad ever better

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Weed heightens your visuals so they can spot chad ever better

 

[Top Red Garnacho]

I heard alcohol makes you age terribly

 

[FinnCel]

I heard alcohol makes you age terribly

When I was 22, people said I am 30.
Now I am 30, haven't asked people how old I look