seriously considering a mail order slavic bride

[suislayer]

Another year, and I'm still a virgin. LDARing is getting old. Life is a collection of experiences. Everyone is writing their own story. Most of the normans around me are evolving as people, traveling, pursuing new ventures, starting families. Meanwhile, my life is just a monotonous blur of work, vidya, porn, and internet forums. Basically the same routine I've had since highschool. Essentially an NPC.

I'm decently successful from a work/financial perspective. I work hard, don't fuck up, support my team, aim to advance, and can stand up to my bosses. My job is government-related, very secure, and has some status attached to it. I'm set to retire in my early 40s. My location is attractive. I drive a beater but could afford a nice car. I'll be purchasing my first home sometime this year, incel or not.

I'm tired of living alone. I want someone to hang out with, to go places with, to start a family with. I will not pursue American fatties or single-moms- whether that makes me volcel or not.

Pros:

• pick and choose exactly the one you want
• guaranteed companionship/pussy for at least 2 years until green card comes
• more attractive/physically fit than western women on average
• want to stay at home
• they have to depend on you
• statistically less likely to divorce you
• family-oriented
• (more) traditional values
• unicorn chance of finding a virgin

Cons:

• have to take time off work to travel to sketchy eastern european countries
• visa process is time consuming and costs some money
• girls don't really care about you
• potential for divorce rape, even with prenup
• might bounce once they get green card
• still have mind of a foid
• might fuck with my security clearance

Any experiences/thoughts out there?
Attached are the pics of some girls I've been looking at.

 

[IronMike]

how much do these holes cost? Could I just pay for one to live in my home with me for an extended period? I don't want to get divorce raped but I do want to plunge my piston-like dick into a young woman.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Slavs are turbo whores, I have no idea where this idea of them being “traditional” comes from. They’re degenerate as fuck

 

[IronMike]

Slavs are turbo whores, I have no idea where this idea of them being “traditional” comes from. They’re degenerate as fuck

can you explain, not questioning you, just curious what the word on these slavic holes are

 

[suislayer]

how much do these holes cost? Could I just pay for one to live in my home with me for an extended period? I don't want to get divorced raped but I do want to plunge my piston-like dick into a young woman.

They'd need a green card.
Meaning they'd have no incentive to be with you.

 

[IronMike]

They'd need a green card.
Meaning they'd have no incentive to be with you.

so I could fly one out and she would essentially stay with my while the green card is processing?

 

[acnescarcel]

just get an escort u fuking s0yb0i

 

[IronMike]

just get an escort u fuking s0yb0i

Whore starfish vs virgin hole....hmmmmm

 

[suislayer]

so I could fly one out and she would essentially stay with my while the green card is processing?

They need a k-1 visa to initially immigrate. You have 90 days to get married before Trump roundhouse kicks the out of the country. After that, they apply for a green card, which usually takes a while.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Dude watch this video. It's a scam industry nowadays. You won't be chatting with those girls through the agency. You'll be chatting with the IT cucks they pay to pretend to be the girls. Then when you go to meet them and spend thousands of dollars flying back and forth, the girls won't even care or will just string you on enough that you can give them gifts/money/etc.

It's not real.

There are loads of videos about this. Can't find the best one that was posted recently on the forum, but watch and beware:

 

[Deleted member 14866]

can you explain, not questioning you, just curious what the word on these slavic holes are

They’re basically western women with an inferiority complex due to EE being kinda shit compared to the west
Where I live Serbs kind of have a jewy mentality because a lot of them died in WW2
Nowadays they’re super westernised though, them being “traditional” is a /pol/ fantasy

 

[suislayer]

Dude watch this video. It's a scam industry nowadays. You won't be chatting with those girls through the agency. You'll be chatting with the IT cucks they pay to pretend to be the girls. Then when you go to meet them and spend thousands of dollars flying back and forth, the girls won't even care or will just string you on enough that you can give them gifts/money/etc.

It's not real.

There are loads of videos about this. Can't find the best one that was posted recently on the forum, but watch and beware:

yeah i've seen videos like this
but i've also seen documentaries like love me and tv shows like 90 day fiance where they end up will a physical qt

You have to take an efficient approach and guage the situation by ear. Fly over once, have a list of potential qts, meet them all, propose to a legitimate one, have her start VISA process, and GTFO.

 

[UglyHikikomori]

She'll ditch your ass for Chad day one.

 

[IronMike]

They’re basically western women with an inferiority complex due to EE being kinda shit compared to the west
Where I live Serbs kind of have a jewy mentality because a lot of them died in WW2
Nowadays they’re super westernised though, them being “traditional” is a /pol/ fantasy

I see thanks, I may look into a northern african mail order hole, seems like a better way to find love as a blackcel

 

[Deleted member 14866]

I see thanks, I may look into a northern african mail order hole, seems like a better way to find love as a blackcel

The best bet for a blackcel would be sub Saharan Africa, you can run JBA (just be american) game on them. I’ve been there before
Ethiopia perhaps?

 

[IronMike]

The best bet for a blackcel would be sub Saharan Africa, you can run JBA (just be american) game on them. I’ve been there before
Ethiopia perhaps?

Ethiopian women are aight. I like their slicker hair texture. How was africa?

 

[Reprobus]

I’m gonna look into this

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Ethiopian women are aight. I like their slicker hair texture. How was africa?

I went to Nairobi twice since it’s one of the better african cities (not saying much tbh) I can’t speak for the whole continent

It’s obviously not nearly as good as the west, their situation is improving. It shouldn’t bother an expat or tourist with money since they’ll be living waaaay better than the average joe. Colonial mindset is very strong in Kenya unfortunately

Tribal/Ethnic/religious tensions are a thing however. Corruption and extortion of tourists are a thing there too, keep that in mind

As for Ethiopia, they’re more traditional than other black Christian people and have stronger culture in general. The men there a very short so you won’t have much competition height wise, they facially mog AAs though but your US passport makes up for it

 

[Deleted member 2686]

Nowadays they’re super westernised though, them being “traditional” is a /pol/ fantasy

this

ik a serb foid who had a lot of bfs in hs

 

[Total Imbecile]

Nowadays they’re super westernised though, them being “traditional” is a /pol/ fantasy

This is so true, thanks to the internet even eastern euro girls living in the most remote region of Siberia will be barely any different than the average western whore

All of them expect a 10/10 tubrochad, the only difference is that if youre western euro or american they think you must be rich too (when this simply isnt true anymore)

 

[owly]

She will fuck chad and make you pay for his kid

 

[Blacktarpill]

• girls don't really care about you
• potential for divorce rape, even with prenup
• might bounce once they get green card

Don't even try. Looks really annoying. I hate fake love.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Just jerk your dick and rot.

 

[PPEcel]

Just jerk your dick and rot.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I want to do this too, but I'll probably move someplace desolate, like a farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere, in the Panhandle area Oklahoma, to avoid being cucked by local city Chads.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Whore starfish vs virgin hole....hmmmmm

jfl if you think they're virgins