Serious. Would you ascend with THIS Rich old lady?

[meatball]

Terms: she keeps herself fit. You have sex twice a week. If you stick with her for 20 years or her death, you get 20 million cash.

You have to be her driver, bodyguard, and chef ( only involving about 30 hours a week). She has multiple sclerosis, so she NEEDS you for most daily functions.

She also likes sex, and gives good head.

Also, she has 2 dogs and 2 cats, and you assume all those daily chores.

 

[Izayacel]

what a retarded question

ofc i would

 

[trying to ascend]

Yes, but would I get a salary for doing these things?

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I see no picture but no anyway unless by old you mean 30

 

[Deleted member 28148]

brb using imagination because no pics

 

[meatball]

Yes, but would I get a salary for doing these things?

Yes. You get all expenses paid, since you will be with her on all errands, social engagements, holidays, etc.

But your allowance is only 500 cash a week.

 

[trying to ascend]

Yes. You get all expenses paid, since you will be with her on all errands, social engagements, holidays, etc.

But your allowance is only 500 cash a week.

Ok, so why would someone not accept it? What's the counterpoint to balance things?

 

[meatball]

Ok, so why would someone not accept it? What's the counterpoint to balance things?

The counter point is....

If you're 20, you lose ALL other hope of ascension and reproduction.....

For 20 years.....

And if you break the terms you just threw away 20 million dollars.

 

[Izayacel]

Ok, so why would someone not accept it? What's the counterpoint to balance things?

there is none

sounds very good to be true

 

[trying to ascend]

The counter point is....

If you're 20, you lose ALL other hope of ascension and reproduction.....

For 20 years.....

And if you break the terms you just threw away 20 million dollars.

Aren't we already experiencing it? But for entire life. So what would be the difference between the 1st option and our current situation?

 

[AllanKing]

will the cash increase according to inflation and economic development

 

[Remaincel]

She is Chad only

 

[Deleted member 34955]

I would lol. She is a foid, plus she is rich. I need a girlfriend that will not reject me.

 

[overbeforeitstarted]

Yeah, I would. I thought the photo was going to load to be some sagging 70 year old at least. She's post wall, but better looking than the average woman her age so the rest sounds like you get to live off her wealth while having a less than full time job.

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Fuck her then Rob her

 

[Incline]

Probably no because money is not really a quality I give 2 much shit about and shes old so I wouldnt get sexually aroused.

But if some milf 35-40s asked me and she wasnt very ugly I would probably do it.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Yess, gimme that money

 

[meatball]

Probably no because money is not really a quality I give 2 much shit about and shes old so I wouldnt get sexually aroused.

But if some milf 35-40s asked me and she wasnt very ugly I would probably do it.

Trust me.

You WOULD get sexually aroused.

It's Jamie Lee Curtis, famous for gigantic tits.

 

[crestfallencel]

she has both male and female sex organs

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Fuck no she is ugly as hell. I would definitely never do anything you listed either. I would only date foids between 8-14

 

[meatball]

Just lulz, you guys, who think you couldn't get it up

 

[Deleted member 5333]

I would fuck her for free

 

[somcel182]

Volcel if you wouldn’t

 

[Permabancel]

what a retarded question

ofc i would

 

[Cuckoja]

Trust me.

You WOULD get sexually aroused.

It's Jamie Lee Curtis, famous for gigantic tits.

I would if it was some other ol hag, i never liked her one bit.

 

[meatball]

I would if it was some other ol hag, i never liked her one bit.

20 million just not enough to put up with her talking. Makes sense. Ngl

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Terms: she keeps herself fit. You have sex twice a week. If you stick with her for 20 years or her death, you get 20 million cash.

You have to be her driver, bodyguard, and chef ( only involving about 30 hours a week). She has multiple sclerosis, so she NEEDS you for most daily functions.

She also likes sex, and gives good head.

Also, she has 2 dogs and 2 cats, and you assume all those daily chores.
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I'd do it, thb. Grannies who keep themselves in shape and are very active and athletic don't usually age as bad.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

no cause I have dignity also 500/week is shit. if 5000 I would

 

[Black Soul]

Yes

Yes

yes

I would lol.

Yeah, I would

Yess,

 

[fast_curry]

Call me a volcel as much as you'd like but no, I would not fuck the woman in the picture.

 

[Tenshi]

what a retarded question

ofc i would

 

[radishman]

Never found her ever attractive. Doubt I'd get erect enough to do it even if she wanted me.

 

[NorthernWind]

Never. Women with short hair don't have feminine appeal.

 

[Izayacel]

what a retarded question

ofc i would