It’s over.
I had heard mumblings on the news about some white kid in Idaho who went ER and offed a bunch of cool kids. I live in California, I didn’t think much of it.
I was in the garage, on my phone, typing the last post, “My forecast for 2023: Race war & Incel uprising in Minecraft”, and I noticed that my mom was behaving more annoyingly than usual.
It was 1:45pm, and I had to be at work at 2:45pm. That fat bitch waited until I was done washing my car, and then she sat down in a chair in the living room, and she waited for me to enter the house.
She has been giving me the silent treatment, so I just walked past her as I normally do - and then as I expected, she called me back at the last minute. That is a trait of my mother, she always waits until I am walking towards the stairs to call me back.
“So”, she started.
“Are you an - incel?”, she asked me.
I instantly put together what happened in my head. That fucking person who went ER in Idaho has brought a lot of media attention upon incels.
“I don’t have time for this”, I said. And I walked away.
“Come back here, or I’m changing the locks on the doors”, she said.
“I have work at 2:30!”, I shouted at the top of my lungs.
“Come down here and -“, she shouted back.
“No, you are not going to make me late for work!”, I shouted not caring if I disturbed the neighbors.
I ran back down stairs, and stood directly in front of my 61-year-old mother.
“Call me ugly, call me a virgin, call me whatever you want - just leave me alone!”, I shouted still not caring how loud I was being.
“Are you an incel?”, she asked me.
“No”, I lied.
“An incel, is someone who hates women”, she said, robotically repeating what she heard on the news.
“I am 31-years-old, I have never kissed a woman, you hate me, grandma hates me, my aunt hates me, my cousin hates me - everybody hates me - but, you will leave me alone!”, I shouted without any constraints on my voice.
I was angered even more - because I told my mom I was involuntarily celibate during the lockdown - the evil bitch forgot, because she is an oblivious boomer who can’t even remember when her only son tells her that he is an involuntarily celibate.
I screamed, I shouted, I cursed, I did not hold back - I told her that she was a bully, and that it was fine if she wanted to treat me like I was less than a dog - but I was not going to be late for work.
I threw a tantrum like a small child - but it was acting, I had to scare her, or else she wouldn’t leave me alone.
“Look what you’ve done!”, I shouted.
“Now, I’m too upset to go to work!”, I snarled at her.
My mother always ends arguments when I have to go to either school, or work.
“No, you are going to work”, she said realizing that she was ruining my life as usual.
“No, you want to argue - so let’s argue”, I said.
“I have never had a girlfriend, and I have never been kissed. I hate you, now let me go to work”, I said coldly.
My mother’s face displayed little emotion, like a person watching a criminal being executed.
I held my phone in her face.
“Tell my boss that I’m not coming to work - because, I have to argue with you”, I told her.
“No, go to work”, she said.
“Then stop bullying me!”, I shouted, and went upstairs to get ready for work.
I used all of my self-control to calmly shower, and iron my clothes. When I was dressed, I went back downstairs, and calmly told my mom: “I am not going to grandma’s funeral”.
“Your grandmother isn’t dead”, she responded.
“Whatever happens - I’m not going to her funeral”, I said looking at her in her eyes.
We argued a bit more, and then I said, “If you hate me so much, kill me in my sleep, woman”.
I turned and walked towards the door, the silence upset me, because it meant that she liked the idea.
“I know what you are thinking - that can be arranged”, I said as I closed the door behind me.
Bottom line: The incel uprising has started, ugly males are now being criminalized.
I had heard mumblings on the news about some white kid in Idaho who went ER and offed a bunch of cool kids. I live in California, I didn’t think much of it.
I was in the garage, on my phone, typing the last post, “My forecast for 2023: Race war & Incel uprising in Minecraft”, and I noticed that my mom was behaving more annoyingly than usual.
It was 1:45pm, and I had to be at work at 2:45pm. That fat bitch waited until I was done washing my car, and then she sat down in a chair in the living room, and she waited for me to enter the house.
She has been giving me the silent treatment, so I just walked past her as I normally do - and then as I expected, she called me back at the last minute. That is a trait of my mother, she always waits until I am walking towards the stairs to call me back.
“So”, she started.
“Are you an - incel?”, she asked me.
I instantly put together what happened in my head. That fucking person who went ER in Idaho has brought a lot of media attention upon incels.
“I don’t have time for this”, I said. And I walked away.
“Come back here, or I’m changing the locks on the doors”, she said.
“I have work at 2:30!”, I shouted at the top of my lungs.
“Come down here and -“, she shouted back.
“No, you are not going to make me late for work!”, I shouted not caring if I disturbed the neighbors.
I ran back down stairs, and stood directly in front of my 61-year-old mother.
“Call me ugly, call me a virgin, call me whatever you want - just leave me alone!”, I shouted still not caring how loud I was being.
“Are you an incel?”, she asked me.
“No”, I lied.
“An incel, is someone who hates women”, she said, robotically repeating what she heard on the news.
“I am 31-years-old, I have never kissed a woman, you hate me, grandma hates me, my aunt hates me, my cousin hates me - everybody hates me - but, you will leave me alone!”, I shouted without any constraints on my voice.
I was angered even more - because I told my mom I was involuntarily celibate during the lockdown - the evil bitch forgot, because she is an oblivious boomer who can’t even remember when her only son tells her that he is an involuntarily celibate.
I screamed, I shouted, I cursed, I did not hold back - I told her that she was a bully, and that it was fine if she wanted to treat me like I was less than a dog - but I was not going to be late for work.
I threw a tantrum like a small child - but it was acting, I had to scare her, or else she wouldn’t leave me alone.
“Look what you’ve done!”, I shouted.
“Now, I’m too upset to go to work!”, I snarled at her.
My mother always ends arguments when I have to go to either school, or work.
“No, you are going to work”, she said realizing that she was ruining my life as usual.
“No, you want to argue - so let’s argue”, I said.
“I have never had a girlfriend, and I have never been kissed. I hate you, now let me go to work”, I said coldly.
My mother’s face displayed little emotion, like a person watching a criminal being executed.
I held my phone in her face.
“Tell my boss that I’m not coming to work - because, I have to argue with you”, I told her.
“No, go to work”, she said.
“Then stop bullying me!”, I shouted, and went upstairs to get ready for work.
I used all of my self-control to calmly shower, and iron my clothes. When I was dressed, I went back downstairs, and calmly told my mom: “I am not going to grandma’s funeral”.
“Your grandmother isn’t dead”, she responded.
“Whatever happens - I’m not going to her funeral”, I said looking at her in her eyes.
We argued a bit more, and then I said, “If you hate me so much, kill me in my sleep, woman”.
I turned and walked towards the door, the silence upset me, because it meant that she liked the idea.
“I know what you are thinking - that can be arranged”, I said as I closed the door behind me.
Bottom line: The incel uprising has started, ugly males are now being criminalized.
