52baldcurryjanitor
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Basically trying to apply to low skilled/low stress jobs.
However as a straight white man you are on the BOTTOM on the list of being hired. (if you have any learning disabilities/speech impediments like a stammer you are pretty much AUTOMATICALLY BARRED from the job!) Most jobs have "a universal white pussy employment program" and try to fill them up with white women. (seriously have you ever known a white woman under 50 who had employment issues).
So what can I do in this unfair hiring process?
* Could I identify as a woman on my resume? but claim i will be transitioning/taking hormones (but of course NEVER go through with it)?
*Maybe to make it convincing, wear a dress to the interview? Nothing crazy but like a granny dress? (of course I will NOT chop off my dick/take dick up the ass plz don't ban me mods NOT promoting tranny stuff) just merely proposing to LARP as a tranny (of course I am straight and like to fuck women).
*Could I identify as an ethnic minority?
*Could I play off my speech impediment as a disability that is Federally protected (like IDK say my mom drank while she was pregnant to make the interviews feel sorry for me and maybe give me a chance)?
-how do I get the hiring committee to feel sorry for me/give me a chance if all they want to do is employ pink white pussies?
However as a straight white man you are on the BOTTOM on the list of being hired. (if you have any learning disabilities/speech impediments like a stammer you are pretty much AUTOMATICALLY BARRED from the job!) Most jobs have "a universal white pussy employment program" and try to fill them up with white women. (seriously have you ever known a white woman under 50 who had employment issues).
So what can I do in this unfair hiring process?
* Could I identify as a woman on my resume? but claim i will be transitioning/taking hormones (but of course NEVER go through with it)?
*Maybe to make it convincing, wear a dress to the interview? Nothing crazy but like a granny dress? (of course I will NOT chop off my dick/take dick up the ass plz don't ban me mods NOT promoting tranny stuff) just merely proposing to LARP as a tranny (of course I am straight and like to fuck women).
*Could I identify as an ethnic minority?
*Could I play off my speech impediment as a disability that is Federally protected (like IDK say my mom drank while she was pregnant to make the interviews feel sorry for me and maybe give me a chance)?
-how do I get the hiring committee to feel sorry for me/give me a chance if all they want to do is employ pink white pussies?