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Cope Semi-scientific list of copes, in order of "Dopamine Units," compared to human intimacy.

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If you can't have sex, maybe look for something on this list that's close to in Dopamine Units.

 
Just pay off your debt goyim
 
You would first have to incur lots of debt. Probably not a wise way to chase the high.
What's interesting is that falling in love dopamine-mogs sex, so oneitis celibates are quite cultured, if a bit too cultured for this world.

We want long term relationships in the age of the obsolescence of permanent bonds.
 
The fuck was that bluepill shite

muh scratching an itch

what a pathetic fucking video, that loser should flush himself
 
Interesting video watched the whole thing, lots i do and do not agree with
 
Listening to music in general is 100 but discovering a new song is only 76?

Sex and kissing produce less dopamine than something as mundane as paying off debt?
 
Listening to music in general is 100 but discovering a new song is only 76?

Sex and kissing produce less dopamine than something as mundane as paying off debt?

If the debt is heavy, and has weighed on you for years, it's gratification that's long been coming.
 
Falling in love is one of the highest. Woah that is Suicidefuel.
 
muh scratching an itch
There are multiple normgroid automatons in the comments who mention how easily influenced they are by the example of others:

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This explains a lot about how normgroids are controlled ngl. If you combine dopamine-releasing activities with peer pressure in particular, then you get some nice, stylish shackles for these groids!
 
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The fuck was that bluepill shite

muh scratching an itch

what a pathetic fucking video, that loser should flush himself

Bluepilled? But sex and romance rank among the highest on the list, how is that bluepilled? Sounds like everything we espouse here.

Falling in love is one of the highest. Woah that is Suicidefuel.
 
If the debt is heavy, and has weighed on you for years, it's gratification that's long been coming.

That depends on one's perspective. From the perspective of a lifelong incel, kissing and having sex with someone who's actually into you would likely produce a much greater rush. For people who have regular sex, it might be different.
 
That depends on one's perspective. From the perspective of a lifelong incel, kissing and having sex with someone who's actually into you would likely produce a much greater rush. For people who have regular sex, it might be different.
If anything, paying off a debt is fully analogues to losing your virginity in this regard.

In both cases, you are beholden to someone else (whether a Jewish financier or a woman) for your sense of stability and self-worth, and your Stockholm Syndrome orgasm upon appeasing them after years of getting oppressed by them is lit.
 
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Must be numbers pulled out of his ass. He just ranked shit according to what he thinks feels best, and then assigned arbitrary ascending numbers to them. Who tf is measuring the brain dopamine levels of climbers who summit Everest?
 
Must be numbers pulled out of his ass. He just ranked shit according to what he thinks feels best, and then assigned arbitrary ascending numbers to them. Who tf is measuring the brain dopamine levels of climbers who summit Everest?
Climbing Mount Everest is surely a form of erotic asphyxiation.
 
Climbing Mount Everest is surely a form of erotic asphyxiation.
That produces precisely 222 dopamine units of pleasure? They got researchers at the top of the mountain attaching wires to climbers heads?
 
The closet achievable thing for us is smoking.
 
What's a legal way to get methamphetamines?
 
"Being productive - 90 units"

"Yes goy you love wagecucking and being productive for the stupid fucking company you work for yes work harder"
 
The thing is the sex part is broken up.

People who have sex also have orgasm, kiss, text their gf, sleep well, hang out (with their gf) get compliments, are in (reciprocated) love. And much many other things, added up.

Your vidya and cigarettes are nothing compared to that.
 
will watch
It seems like its become a meth junkie or bust jfl of course everything high up is sexual. At least vidya is kinda high up there
 
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If you can't have sex, maybe look for something on this list that's close to in Dopamine Units.


How on earth does the mythical foid orgasm have twice the dopamine of male orgasm?
 
>being productive
>helping others
>hot shower

Jfl fuck off with this bluepill shit.
 
Human needs don't work that way. You can't subsidize one need for another and call it a day. The best meal in the world won't save you if you're running out of oxygen. Same with intimacy. You can't replace it with video games even if you like playing them very much. You're missing out and your brain will continue to remind you about this sad fact all the time.
 
Well, despite the content of this video being absolutely Fake & Gay, this video made me remember that having a good amount of copes and rotating them on a regular basis really does wonders to youe wellbeing.
 
Doing drugs is a genuine way to enjoy your life as much as normies do.
Governments should give incels free drugs
 
FeMaLe OrGaSm

JFL it doesn’t exist
 
Opiates raise dopamine levels quicker and higher than amphetamines
 
So basically all the things tied to a female are the highest.

suifuel.
 
If you can't have sex, maybe look for something on this list that's close to in Dopamine Units.


Falling in love supposedly dopaine mogs everything except meth, yet when an incel falls in love the dopamine is converted into suicidefuel
Get prescribed a stimulant like Adderall for ADHD
Hydrocodone>>Ambien>>>>>Adderall. Adderall is overated, I still couldn't focus and was just more obsessive and anxious.
 
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>being productive
>helping others
>hot shower

Jfl fuck off with this bluepill shit.

Again people are saying "bluepilled." It's way the fuck down towards the bottom of the list, what do you people want? "You should never help people or shower, that's for cucks!"

Human needs don't work that way. You can't subsidize one need for another and call it a day. The best meal in the world won't save you if you're running out of oxygen. Same with intimacy. You can't replace it with video games even if you like playing them very much. You're missing out and your brain will continue to remind you about this sad fact all the time.

Are you saying it's not about the dopamine?
 
FALLING IN LOVE #1

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I like being productive and I also like hot showers followed by a nice long sleep.

For me the biggest dopamine hit is understanding/proving a complicated math text/problem. Like recently I understood the Gromov's compactness theorem. It was a major dopaminefuel.
 
Smokemaxxing is legit
 
Semi-scientific :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: :feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously:
 
So just do meth bro?
 
The fuck was that bluepill shite

muh scratching an itch

what a pathetic fucking video, that loser should flush himself
LMFAO, I stopped watching after the first two. Petting a dog being #1? Feeling sun on skin being there at all let alone #2? MWAHAAHAHHAAHHA nope.
 
LMFAO, I stopped watching after the first two. Petting a dog being #1? Feeling sun on skin being there at all let alone #2? MWAHAAHAHHAAHHA nope.

You're looking at it in the wrong order. Petting a dog offers some of the least dopamine units. The best stuff is toward the end.
 
If you can't have sex, maybe look for something on this list that's close to in Dopamine Units.


damn falling in love brutally mogs having sex, always guessed that tbh over for love is cope sex is everythingcels
Here's another one straight from the wiki
Sex is the most valued human experience
 

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