Seeing young couples in the movie theatre

[HiddenUzer]

It’s pain, I always see young couples my age or younger at the theatre. It’s what could have been with me and my oneitis

@Incelius Savage @Recluse

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

Seeing couples in general is ragefuel being reminded of what we could’ve had

 

[YellowCarrot]

I see young couples all the fucking time as well.

 

[HiddenUzer]

Seeing couples in general is ragefuel being reminded of what we could’ve had

I wish I could go on a movie date with oneitis

 

[ShortBoy]

I wish I could go on a movie date with oneitis

Dude, seriously move on, you and your obsession with that girl

 

[Rambocel]

Get revenge on nature with nature. Sit a couple seats behind them, be obnoxious as hell (probably drunk/on some other drugs), then throw a fountain drink as hard as possible but in a casual manner at the back of their seats. When they turn around just act like nothing happened. Maybe add a 'fuck off' in there for good measure, subtly

 

[HiddenUzer]

Dude, seriously move on, you and your obsession with that girl

Obsession?

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

I wish I could go on a movie date with oneitis

I wished we had a bot to check how many times you have used the word "oneitis"

 

[HiddenUzer]

Get revenge on nature with nature. Sit a couple seats behind them, be obnoxious as hell (probably drunk/on some other drugs), then throw a fountain drink as hard as possible but in a casual manner at the back of their seats. When they turn around just act like nothing happened. Maybe add a 'fuck off' in there for good measure, subtly

Not that petty they can love each other there’s nothing I can do

 

[HiddenUzer]

I wished we had a bot to check how many times you have used the word "oneitis"

I’m not sure

 

[Rambocel]

Not that petty they can love each other there’s nothing I can do

Yeah but just do it for the lulz anyway

At least throw a drink at the screen when it goes black at the credits before lights turn up

 

[Klouzi]

I wish I could go on a movie date with oneitis