LifeFuel Secret to getting a raspy deep voice [Serious]

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Get Gastroesophageal reflux disease(GERD). Ever since having my vocal chords fried for past year from stomach acid my voice has gotten raspy and deep as shit. Just eat as much shit as you can and drink enough to get that stomach acid building and go lay down on your bed and rot, Should get your acid to jump up to your throat.

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just smoke a lot
 
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sckicksal345 said:
just smoke a lot
Salt Nicotine has been known to induce stomach acid build up so works I suppose.
 
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Sounds like cope. Have this problem for 15 year now and ldared 8 of those. Still normievoice.
 
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Gyros_Pretcel said:
Sounds like cope. Have this problem for 15 year now and ldared 8 of those. Still normievoice.
Need to up the amount of garbage you eat and lay in positions where your stomach acid is going to flow up your throat and fry all those normie vocal chords.
 
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RealityIsCruel said:
Need to up the amount of garbage you eat and lay in positions where your stomach acid is going to flow up your throat and fry all those normie vocal chords.
If I eat more I'll die lol.
 
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I've got a raspy high pitch voice :feelsrope:
 
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Also doesn't gerds eventually make you mute? or is that just a meme?
 
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yes, I guess the acidic leaking gastroduodenal content reflux to the laryn causes cordial folds erosion and inflammation.
 
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Also doesn't gerds eventually make you mute? or is that just a meme?
Its a real possibility, could lose it but who cares. If there only there was a way to be mute facially :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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This plus smoking lowered a lot my voice.
Anything is better than being an high pitched fag
 
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Mine is about 125 Hz. So what?
 
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RealityIsCruel said:
Get Gastroesophageal reflux disease(GERD). Ever since having my vocal chords fried for past year from stomach acid my voice has gotten raspy and deep as shit. Just eat as much shit as you can and drink enough to get that stomach acid building and go lay down on your bed and rot, Should get your acid to jump up to your throat.

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What app is that?
 
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Underwrld said:
That's a chad voice, wtf.

Is voicecel a real term? I was searching for it on Google, didn't see this thread, ironically. I know that MisterMetokur has a decent voice while being a smoker.

Although I would never smoke, like lol, I cannot stand any smoke, and I'm afraid of fire.
 
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i got 85 to 126hz? :fuk: how is that result?
 
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Dotrinfobe said:
i got 85 to 126hz? :fuk: how is that result?
On the bottom should have a pink circle and purple line, Where ever the purple line falls is the average of where you're at.
 
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RealityIsCruel said:
On the bottom should have a pink circle and purple line, Where ever the purple line falls is the average of where you're at.
is that the "median"?

i tested 2 times. low were both 85, median were 102 and 105, high were 119 and 126.

so the lower the frequency , the "better"? :bigbrain:
 
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Dotrinfobe said:
is that the "median"?

i tested 2 times. low were both 85, median were 102 and 105, high were 119 and 126.

so the lower the frequency , the "better"? :bigbrain:
Lower the frequency, lower your voice sounds. 85-100 is still in low territory and definitely lower than average man.
 
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RealityIsCruel said:
Lower the frequency, lower your voice sounds. 85-100 is still in low territory and definitely lower than average man.
No voice for my height and face. It's over.

 
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Notorious Inkler said:
No voice for my height and face. It's over.

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Deep voiced has saved me from embarrassment during zoom calls for job, with an ultra deep voice you are at least taken seriously .
 
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RealityIsCruel said:
Deep voiced has saved me from embarrassment during zoom calls for job, with an ultra deep voice you are at least taken seriously .
Until they see that I'm a manlet:feelsrope:
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RealityIsCruel said:
Deep voiced has saved me from embarrassment during zoom calls for job, with an ultra deep voice you are at least taken seriously .
Yeah, that's true. I wish I had a deep voice. Well. At least, I sound like a male. A soy male though.