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Second council of the realm of the manlets (Manlets GTFIH)

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As king-emperor of the manlets (5'11'') I convoke for the second time all the manlets of the realm for the discussion of topics such as titles or the problems our nation is currently facing, any other problems may be discussed if proposed

Let's begin
 
Can I be the leader of the faithful midget-SS? Nobody taller than 5'10 would be allowed to join, as the uniforms are only sized XS to M.
 
Can I be the leader of the faithful midget-SS? Nobody taller than 5'10 would be allowed to join, as the uniforms are only sized XS to M.
Provide with height and I Will asing a title accordingly
 
Provide with height and I Will asing a title accordingly
5'9 / 175cm.

Funny anecdote: I met like 10 different men that claimed to be around 6'0 / 180cm but are just as tall as me. Every man is a fucking insecure liar if it is about height, even the chads.
 
5'9 / 175cm.

Funny anecdote: I met like 10 different men that claimed to be around 6'0 / 180cm but are just as tall as me. Every man is a fucking insecure liar if it is about height, even the chads.
First off, 5'11'' is actually 180, 6' is 182

Now, onto matters of the realm, I cannot concede the leadership of the midget SS to a 5'9'', you'd need to be 5'10'', but I can concede you the title of duke manlet, be blissful for you are now a duke in this realm (you choose the name of the duchy), also I assure you that once we find a leader for the MSS, you'll be a high rank officer

Also, thanks for the input, indeed men feel insecure if their estature as It is very important
 
please father give me a title :feelstrash:
 
You a honorary commoner, the mayor of some God's forsaken village (choose the name of the village), you are a peasant really but hey at least you are a mayor, also when the manlet army or the MSS os stablished you'll be a private
 
First off, 5'11'' is actually 180, 6' is 182
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holy fuck I always thought the 6'0 mark is just as the european 180 mark. JFL at heightism. At least let me be some submissive footsoldier (no homo).

Also, Heinrich Himmler himself was just 170 / 5'5 himself.
 
:feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:
holy fuck I always thought the 6'0 mark is just as the european 180 mark. JFL at heightism. At least let me be some submissive footsoldier (no homo).

Also, Heinrich Himmler himself was just 170 / 5'5 himself.
Yeah but here in manletland even manlets get treated badly (see extravirginoliveoil), those who surpass more the manlet cutoff get more benefits (meristocracy), Also please choose the name of the duchy
 
Yeah but here in manletland even manlets get treated badly (see extravirginoliveoil), those who surpass more the manlet cutoff get more benefits (meristocracy), Also please choose the name of the duchy
What is manletland? An actualy country you life in or the state that we LARP about in this thread?
 
What is manletland? An actualy country you life in or the state that we LARP about in this thread?
Manletland is the realm of the manlets (the state that we larp in this thread, not really larping because we are manlets really)
Also the name please
 
I demand a title of Vizier as a noble manlet (5'10)
 
I demand a title of Vizier as a noble manlet (5'10)
Wow, what if instead of Vizier you get to be the leader of the MSS (midget SS) and the title of archduke? As an archduke you get to choose 3 duchies (you choose the name), be blissful, for you are now an archduke and the leader of the MSS
 
Wow, what if instead of Vizier you get to be the leader of the MSS (midget SS) and the title of archduke? As an archduke you get to choose 3 duchies (you choose the name), be blissful, for you are now an archduke and the leader of the MSS
It's an honour. My duchies shall be named: Dwarfland, Frodoland and Gnomeland. I shall make the MSS the most elite unit of Incelistan!
Also, what shall we call our empire?
 
It's an honour. My duchies shall be named: Dwarfland, Frodoland and Gnomeland. I shall make the MSS the most elite unit of Incelistan!
Also, what shall we call our empire?
Our realm is Empire of Manlet, formed by the kingdoms of Midgetland, Shortmanland and Ungiftedland
 
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Yeah but here in manletland even manlets get treated badly (see extravirginoliveoil), those who surpass more the manlet cutoff get more benefits (meristocracy), Also please choose the name of the duchy
:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope: why have you forsaken me father
 
5ft6.5 manlet checking in
 
We will be the first ones to die on the front lines in battle. Cannon fodder, essentially.
manlets below 5’4 are the master race of incels and should be treated as such.
We must overthrow the tallcels or its OVER
 
shortest one should run it, he would be fueled with more anger and life experience

5"11 can make 6 with the right shoes easy
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5f_8WF.jpeg

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is the king supossed to be the shortest manlet or the tallest
hmm...
 
shortest one should run it, he would be fueled with more anger and life experience

5"11 can make 6 with the right shoes easy
is the king supossed to be the shortest manlet or the tallest
hmm...
Meristocracy, as a 5'11'' I almost surpassed the manlet barrier, that is merit, hence as a 5'11'' I am king-emperor of manlets
 
shortest one should run it, he would be fueled with more anger and life experience

5"11 can make 6 with the right shoes easy
6t6ZWD.png
5f_8WF.jpeg

5k9c-n.png

Who shall run the empire, Me a 5’2 tru manlet or @averageblokecel who is tallcell infiltrating the manlet circle?

easy choice here peasants, vote me as your king
 
As king-emperor of the manlets (5'11'') I convoke for the second time all the manlets of the realm for the discussion of topics such as titles or the problems our nation is currently facing, any other problems may be discussed if proposed

Let's begin

Please bestow me a title my emperor. I am 5 foot 3.5. I am also a curry bear in mind.
 
Please bestow me a title my emperor. I am 5 foot 3.5. I am also a curry bear in mind.
A curry manlet cannot live within the bounds of a civilized society I'm sorry, you will get to be the abbot of some monastery (you choose the name), also racial purity is not required but MSS wouldn't like a true manlet curry within the ranks so I'm sorry but your request to join the MSS is rejected
5 10 reporting for duty
Another 5'10'', I see, you are now an archduke (you choose the name of the 3 duchies) and as the MSS has a leader already I will appoint you as the secretary of state, blissful you shall feel my fellow manlet now archduke and secretary of state
 
Who shall run the empire, Me a 5’2 tru manlet or @averageblokecel who is tallcell infiltrating the manlet circle?

easy choice here peasants, vote me as your king
I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, my king.
 
I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, my king.
fake king, I am the real King-emperor, I convoked the first council of the realm of the manlets and the nation's bureaucracy is based on meristocracy
 
5,10" checking in
 
Okay, you are a mayor of some minor town (choose the name if you want to) out there, nothing too important, but you are also a renown manlet so you are given the prestigious title of "honorary manlet", also you are allowed as a sargeant in the MSS
5,10" checking in
So many archdukes, at this rate we are going to have a blood feud. Well, as an archduke you get to own 3 duchies (choose any name you want) and you are now in charge if the king-emperor's personal guard
 
Please bestow me a title my emperor. I am 5 foot 3.5. I am also a curry bear in mind.
come brother, the manlet extremists will accept you:feelsautistic:
 
We're being attacked by Manmores should we send in the manlet Carvarly?
 
We manlet extremists are mobilizing a deadly force to overthrow the Empire of Manlet. Your days are numbered, @averageblokecel
 
We manlet extremists are mobilizing a deadly force to overthrow the Empire of Manlet. Your days are numbered, @averageblokecel
we must mobilize the escorts,
release the ones with chlamydia.
:feelsgah:
 
Kill them with fire
We manage to kill one of those manmores as ordered my king.. Sadly we've had suffered heavy casualties mostly 5'2 ricecels I've watch in horror as I watch my fellow height incels get absolutely destroyed by a 6'5 manmore. We need to develop superior technology if we wish to better take down those vile beast. We need to hire some nerds to construct better weapons my king. I'm still in shocked after watching my best friend "5'4" manlet get chopped in half by his chiseled jawline while I sat there screaming begging for the Manmore not to spot me while I was hiding in inside 3 dead currycels bodies. I promise you my king you may kill me right now if you want, but if you don't I will attack them with an Army of manlets with superior weaponry this time and wreak havoc amongs their kind.
 
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The manlet ranking should be backwards. The shortest one should have the most power
 
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Good mornah, King

may me ask u q?

sry foh disturbation
 
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Good mornah, King

may me ask u q?

sry foh disturbation
if you give me your height I will asing you your title
We manage to kill one of those manmores as ordered my king.. Sadly we've had suffered heavy casualties mostly 5'2 ricecels I've watch in horror as I watch my fellow height incels get absolutely destroyed by a 6'5 manmore. We need to develop superior technology if we wish to better take down those vile beast. We need to hire some nerds to construct better weapons my king. I'm still in shocked after watching my best friend "5'4" manlet get chopped in half by his chiseled jawline while I sat there screaming begging for the Manmore not to spot me while I was hiding in inside 3 dead currycels bodies. I promise you my king you may kill me right now if you want, but if you don't I will attack them with an Army of manlets with superior weaponry this time and wreak havoc amongs their kind.
You are now my head of weaponry investigation
 

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