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Scientists discover Sahara Desert contained the world's largest lake named Mega Chad until it evaporated in just a few hundred years

An enormous lake called Mega Chad in what is now the Sahara desert took just a couple of hundred years to shrink to a fraction of its size, British scientists have found.

Mega Chad was once the biggest freshwater lake on earth covering 139,000 sq miles (360,000 sq km) of Central Africa – and rapidly shrunk to a tiny fraction of its former size 1,000 years ago.

The discovery sheds light on how the Amazon rain forest grows – because dust from the remains of the dried-up lake blows across the Atlantic to help fertilise the jungle.


 
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Did the co2 from all the cars back then lead to global warming and evaporated the chad lake?
 
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Ellsworth said:
Did the co2 from all the cars back then lead to global warming and evaporated the chad lake?
Obviously the cavemen back then drove cars which is why they ruined the climate! :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
 
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Ellsworth said:
Did the co2 from all the cars back then lead to global warming and evaporated the chad lake?
bad water management from too much farming around the lake chad
 
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BraincelsRefugee said:
bad water management from too much farming around the lake chad
Why didn’t that aspie Greta Thurnberg stop this!
 
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They were too thirsty for Mega Chad
 
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Oh no anything but mega chad, we already are dirt compared to giga chad, but how low will we be compared to mega chad?
 
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Just be a lake theory
 
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Women wet themselves when they see Mega Chad, their sweat leaks into the ocean, causing CHAD to grow even bigger.
 
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It's even more over now
 
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good it evaporated
 
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Legallyblindcel said:
Women wet themselves when they see Mega Chad, their sweat leaks into the ocean, causing CHAD to grow even bigger.
what.
 
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Mega Chad fertilized an entire jungle, fitting.
 
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Jazavac said:
Mega Chad fertilized an entire jungle, fitting.
damn while we can't even fertilize a single cell
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
damn while we can't even fertilize a single cell
it's high time to rise up
 
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gymletethnicel said:
Are you a fucking foid?
Hmm that's a tough one bro... I'm going with no.
 
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gymletethnicel said:
Are you a fucking foid?
VolCel if you wouldn't
 
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A new breed of chad lmfao
 
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FinnCel said:
Obviously the cavemen back then drove cars which is why they ruined the climate! :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:


YABBA DABBA DOOOOO
 
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what the actual fuck :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
Literally nose exhale maxxing rn.
 
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