News Scientists: aliens will attack soon

[pixy.]

Only if I had the same schizo condition as fuminori

Just get in a car crash for a free loli wife theory

 

[soft]

blue beam

 

[outerdarkness]

Good hope they kill everyone.

 

[Brainy]

Nothing ever happens

 

[soft]

ufoids can abduct my cum

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

source: The crack shack research institute

View: https://youtu.be/rOAx-25D-gA?si=HzpnfORA2UjyhBR8

watched every second

 

[ItsOverMan]

There are no aliens

 

[CosmicSerialKiller]

You what? @CosmicSerialKiller

Ok, I admit it. I have been sent to this planet for recon. Turns out it's a complete nightmare, so backup is coming to purge the human plague. Sorry folks.

 

[CosmicSerialKiller]

I don't care unless it'll allow me to ascend with hot alien foids or something

Hopefully they invade and alien foids show up to suck my cock

The only way left for us to ascend on this cucked ass planet.