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Science. The average Becky farts #.....times a day

Norville Wood

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15 times a day. She farts up to 40 if she has a watery flatulence caused by irritation.

Incels, on the other hand, fart up to 622 times a day.
 
Personally I let it rip 40-60 times a day. Does that make me a fakecel?
 
Personally I let it rip 40-60 times a day. Does that make me a fakecel?
Only if it's a wet shart.

A good solid wet shart equals about 9 regular farts.

You should feel like you sat on a rotten watermelon.
 
Only if it's a wet shart.

A good solid wet shart equals about 9 regular farts.

You should feel like you sat on a rotten watermelon.
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@_meh is that one of them. just here for laughs
 

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