Pouuop
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> https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/56j6zw/i_33m_overheard_my_girlfriend_28f_making_fun_of/
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[/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]My girlfriend, "Jenna", and I have been together for 2 years, a little over.
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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif] I could hear her talking on the phone. Normally I wouldn't stop and listen but I heard her laughing uncontrollably, like belly-laughing. It was pretty cute so I figured I'd wait for her to get off the phone before I surprised her.[/font]
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[/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]She was talking to Dylan. Nothing new there, they talk at least once a week.[/font]
[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Then I heard what they were laughing about.
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[/font][/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]It took me a few dull minutes to realize that she was laughing about our sex life. She said something about how "No, he can't even compare to (ex bf). Ex bf had at least 3 inches on him."
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[/font][/font][/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]"I feel bad every time I eat a baby carrot around him because it must be traumatic to see me chomping down on something the same size as him." "It would almost be cute if it didn't suck so much. His body is amazing as long as he keeps his boxers on." Lots of laughter.
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[/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I left after that. Did I throw the flowers out of my car window? Yes. Did I cry in a parking lot? Yes.
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[/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif] I mean, I don't know about the ex bf, maybe he was a horse, but I'm very.... average. Just good old fashioned average. Not going to upsell myself here. It's nothing to write home about. But it's also not laughable. I've never felt self conscious, it is what it is.
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[/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif] It's horribly embarrassing and hurtful. But... damn I love this girl.
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