JFL schizo convo with my oneitis

[NoIdeaWhy]

bros i just came back from drive to mcdonalds where i was having a schizophrenic rambling session with my oneitis because i saw her sitting in my seat and for a good 30 minutes we were just talking about things like our favorite colors and that she deserves to be taken somewhere better than mcdonalds then she was telling me how no one ever made her feel that way before and i said the same thing then something switched in my brain before i got home and she disappeared from my seat after i slapped myself like 20 times in my face to wakenup from it and i realized the whole time i was talking to myself and looking at the empty seat and no one was there or saying a word nigga i hate this life man

 

[Diddy]

schizophrenic

mr sand nigger cel​

Checks out

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

irl she doesnt even know that i exist let alone my name and she keeps getting dicked down by rich nepo babies way older tan her who drive benz

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

Checks out

y a

 

[VanGobbel]

oneitiscels.is​

 

[VanGobbel]

irl she doesnt even know that i exist let alone my name and she keeps getting dicked down by rich nepo babies way older tan her who drive benz

Congrats, you're officially a cuck.

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

Checks out

and allah’s snackbar my nigga

 

[Last2025cel]

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

Congrats, you're officially a cuck.

always have been one

 

[VanGobbel]

always have been one

appreciate the honesty though.

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

appreciate the honesty though.

nigga what else am i supposed to do? not goon at all? my dick already unusable so i like watching niggas fuck girls on twitter and imafining it was me instead of the nigga

 

[EcstasyCel]

My NIGGA. Finally a fellow schizo oneitiscel.

Fuck soyciety we should have our identiddies affirmed like the troons are.

 

[guessthatsit]

Ok

 

[ihatelife2]

Sounds intense... you're not on meds?

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

Sounds intense... you're not on meds?

not on any meds bc i don’t want my moms knowing this is how bad it is for her son. meds are cope anyways same with drugs but i got access to them

 

[Goofygoober007]

Congrats, you're officially a cuck.

Yeah my old best friend had one and the amount trouble she caused that poor guy lol. She brought him all the way to Illinois just for her not to fuck him and end up dating someone else and she was probably laughing at him the whole time the she fell of car cracked her head open. Then fast forward he dates this butt ugly hoe and gets self destructive and knocks her up twice she didnt give two shits about him and went off to date other men while she got fucked up on drugs. That guy fucked himself so badly hes probably gonna end up offing himself like me. Yeah not mention all his friends fucked the onitis he liked.

That was a long story and I warned him about her and failed to listen to my warnings wasted his youth years on that bitch.