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Theory Scenario: You are at work, a male coworker ask, “what’s your body count?” How do you respond?

How do you respond to the body count question?

  • “I don’t feel comfortable discussing that at work.”

    Votes: 12 37.5%
  • “Dude, I’ve been lacking - my body count is three.”

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • “Six.”

    Votes: 6 18.8%
  • “Stop playing - you know I’m a virgin! Gatekeepers of sex hate me!”

    Votes: 11 34.4%

  • Total voters
    32
  • Poll closed .
I tell the truth and say zero
 
be mysterious and allusive and act like I slay
 
High IQ - brocels ask, “well, why not say fourteen?”

- Because, goy - you probably don’t LOOK like the type of guy who has had sex with FOURTEEN different foids!
 
First or second, normies will probably think i’m trolling if I say the third option. Fourth choice would mark you as a target at work forever jfl
 
I have been asked if I had a gf by coworkers when I worked, I said "no, I just had some girls here and there, but nothing rly serious"
I think it worked to avoid the troubbles of being detected as an incel
 
You wouldn’t be able to discuss this at work unless it was related to faggotry
 
I would give them a weird look and stop talking
 
"give me a gun and we'll see that"

(in video game ofc)
 
Crawl space or woods?
 
Six gorrilion
 
@Diddy

Diddy kissing a white toilet
 
If you claim to have had sex with six foids, people would start to wondER why your presence on Instagram doesn’t match your claim.
 
What do you mean, “what?” Greynigger, you might need to get your eyes checked, it seems too much jizz has been squirted into them by your gay black bf - and now you can’t see anything. Greynigger.
 
"Who's asking?"
 
i would say six million, that sounds like a perfectly realistic number
 
I would have to lie in a way that won´t look obvious.
 
''I haven't killed anyone yet''
 
"You're a filthy fornicator, Chad, and I hope you get some STDs from all these disgusting whores." - on a bad day

"That's none of your damn business." - When I'm in a better mood
 
I'd say that's none of your business
 
"Who's asking?"
Probably some Chad who wants to bully you because of your looks, same shit like back in school.
Or some normie who wants to bully you because of your looks and they think you're an easy target.
The only difference is that many normies (sub8) are incels in denial nowadays and nothing more than some orbiter-cuck for a used up giga-slut who was already fucked by dozens of Chads, Tyrones and dogs.
These pathetic cucks are lying about their bodycounts to improve their image, while the most they could manage was to get two ugly landwhales. The guys who brag the loudest without having anywhere near the necessary looks are the biggest liars. Pathetic scum.
 
Ask your mother :lul:
 
I would say zero, so the perfect virgin foid who wants to marry a mentally ill kissless virgin who overheard the conversation would immediately fall in love with me and we would have an amazing relationship :feelsautistic:
:feelsbadman:
 
"mind your business, what a disgusting question to ask in a place of work."
 
I'd just say I've never had sex.
 

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