Graduation is getting even closer, and that's awesome and all, but I have a problem. My cucked father and whore mother are forcing me to attend the ceremony. It's complete and utter bullshit. The dean of students will call my name, and I'll have to walk like 20 feet to her to get my diploma while the crowd applauses. But I know a bunch of punk ass Chads and cunts will either boo, or chant insults at me. What the fuck should I do?! And to make matters even worse, apparently we are all supposed to do some gay ass dance right before we get our diploma... I'm not trying to make a fucking embarrassment out of myself. Should I just run across the podium, snatch my diploma, and run in the direction opposite of the crowd watching? It's Being held outside so I could realistically do that.
