Story Saved my friend from getting cucked at Strip club.

[Incel Prime]

Me and friend went to strip club a while back. Had to pay some stupid door feer that was $20 or some shit on top of drinks (fucking rip off). Sat there a bit, some milf Eurofoid that was meh looking came over to us. My friend offered to pay for a lap dance. I didn't really want to but since he paying I said whatever. I sit down in the chair and she starts dancing or whatever. She puts my hand on my crotch and starts feeling up my Wallet (which was in my front pocket, she thinks it was my dick) She said oh woah is this your penis? I said no So then she sits on my lap and this stupid whore asks me "Does my breath smell like cesar salad? I just had a cesar salad. At that point I Stood up and said I'm done and walked out. My friend was with this hot blonde girl (of course it isn't me right?) he was with this girl for like a long time. So I yelled to him lets go bro. (He had to of been with her 5 songs or something.) so then he comes out and says fuck man I just spent $100 on that girl. She let me finger her. I'm gonna go back. I said no bro. Don't let that slut pull you in. He tried to go to the ATM. (I'm bigger and stronger than him) So I literally pulled him out of the place and he thanked me for not letting himself get cucked further by the harlot. I did a good deed brothers.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Why the fuck does this site attract so many lookism RPers JFL.

 

[Weightcel]

So then she sits on my lap and this stupid whore asks me "Does my breath smell like cesar salad?

Wtf?

Also your cucked friend will probably go back there without you to try to betabux for that foid. JFL.

 

[SirIncel]

Wtf is that story.

She said oh woah is this your penis? I said no

Does my breath smell like cesar salad?

I almost went to a strip club myself too. But I wouldn't have left a single penny there. My friends insisted that it's a must to leave lots of money there lol.

 

[incellooksmaxer]

yea, strip clubs are a waste of money.

 

[Incel Prime]

Why the fuck does this site attract so many lookism RPers JFL.

I'm not RPing. This is a true story. This actually happened. I can't even see why you would this think is RPing nothing about it seems like it couldn't happen or isn't reasonably plausible.

Wtf?

Also your cucked friend will probably go back there without you to try to betabux for that foid. JFL.

Probably not. He is an incel turned normie. Back in HS until 11th grade we were both incels that were hopeless. Until he looks matched and got a GF and bragged to me every day how I couldn't get one and how I need to get a GF before I can talk shit. I probably should have let him get cucked now that I think of it. Fuck it I guess I 'm too nice.

 

[Weightcel]

I'm not RPing. This is a true story. This actually happened. I can't even see why you would this think is RPing nothing about it seems like it couldn't happen or isn't reasonably plausible.

Probably not. He is an incel turned normie. Back in HS until 11th grade we were both incels that were hopeless. Until he looks matched and got a GF and bragged to me every day how I couldn't get one and how I need to get a GF before I can talk shit. I probably should have let him get cucked now that I think of it. Fuck it I guess I 'm too nice.

Why stay friends with someone like that?

 

[Incel Prime]

Wtf is that story.








I almost went to a strip club myself too. But I wouldn't have left a single penny there. My friends insisted that it's a must to leave lots of money there lol.

Don't go. Not unless you want blue balls. If you go to a seedy enough strip club they will fuck you or blow you for a ridiculous fee. Though that is if you don't mind sitting your bare ass and balls on dirty strip club chairs that don't get cleaned.

 

[SirIncel]

Until he looks matched and got a GF and bragged to me every day how I couldn't get one

I hate people like this.
Ugly virgins till 22 and then somehow get a girlfriend and constantly brag about it and rub it into other peoples' faces.

 

[Incel Prime]

Why stay friends with someone like that?

I hardly see this friend anymore. Last time I saw him was almost 2 years ago. this story happened almost 4 years ago.

 

[SirIncel]

Don't go. Not unless you want blue balls. If you go to a seedy enough strip club they will fuck you or blow you for a ridiculous fee. Though that is if you don't mind sitting your bare ass and balls on dirty strip club chairs that don't get cleaned.

Yeah, I'm not planning to do it any more.

 

[Bagelcel]

God i've sent upwards of $3000 in total at strip clubs lmao, thank fuck i stopped going two years ago.
It's the ULTIMATE blue balls lol

 

[Incel Prime]

I hate people like this.
Ugly virgins till 22 and then somehow get a girlfriend and constantly brag about it and rub it into other peoples' faces.

They are all that way. The guys who regularly slay like Chads or high tier normies do not brag like that. I can at least respect them for that.

God i've sent upwards of $3000 in total at strip clubs lmao, thank fuck i stopped going two years ago.
It's the ULTIMATE blue balls lol

Fuck. You could have escortcelled with that money and even could have gotten like 3 girls for that money.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

100$ for nothing, just be a woman Confirmed

 

[SirIncel]

God i've sent upwards of $3000 in total at strip clubs lmao, thank fuck i stopped going two years ago.
It's the ULTIMATE blue balls lol

You could have done a pornstar escort orgy with that money!!!

 

[Hoffman_13]

good job
you saved you friend

 

[Bagelcel]

You could have done a pornstar escort orgy with that money!!!

I would never get an escort tbh lol, i hate using condoms and would want to actually EARN the sex and have some sort of connection.

 

[Incel Prime]

I would never get an escort tbh lol, i hate using condoms and would want to actually EARN the sex and have some sort of connection.

How can you hate using condoms if you never had sex using one?

 

[SirIncel]

I would never get an escort tbh lol, i hate using condoms and would want to actually EARN the sex and have some sort of connection.

Well, technically you earned the sex by earning the money for paying the escort lol.
Condoms really are shit. During my escort experience I felt nothing because of the condom.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Wtf kind of bitch asks if her breath smells like Cesar salad, her job is to turn on the customers not disgust them.

 

[Bagelcel]

How can you hate using condoms if you never had sex using one?

I have, a long time ago. It's shit.
Never again (Unless i earn it, not escortcelling)

Well, technically you earned the sex by earning the money for paying the escort lol.
Condoms really are shit. During my escort experience I felt nothing because of the condom.

yeah just don't waste your money on escorts again, they're really not worth the £200 an hour.

 

[Incel Prime]

I have, a long time ago. It's shit.
Never again (Unless i earn it, not escortcelling)

yeah just don't waste your money on escorts again, they're really not worth the £200 an hour.

Bro but what if she gets pregnant when you use no condom on a GF? You're gonna get hit with child support and you're fucked broskie.

 

[SirIncel]

It really was about

£200 an hour. ​

Can you even count having sex with a condom as losing your virginity?
Your penis never touched a vagina.

 

[Bagelcel]

Bro but what if she gets pregnant when you use no condom on a GF? You're gonna get hit with child support and you're fucked broskie.

They're usually on the pill or something, it'll never happen again though.
Women are repulsed by my frame now, being young and having a smaller frame is fine cause people think you'll grow into it.
Being older with this frame = no pussy at all

 

[WarriorSkull]

I would never get an escort tbh lol, i hate using condoms and would want to actually EARN the sex and have some sort of connection.

I'm pretty sure the only earned sex is rape.

 

[Incel Prime]

It really was about
£200 an hour.
Can you even count having sex with a condom as losing your virginity?
Your penis never touched a vagina.

Yeah bro. I hear raw vaginal sex is crazy. It must be good if guys keep trying to stealth women when fucking them

 

[Deleted member 1983]

 

[Incel Prime]

 

[Deleted member 677]

Why the fuck is this so funny?

 

[gstvtrp]

fuck i've spent so much on camgirl private shows.

 

[TheCrusader0201]

I do not know, if at some point an escort pays, to abandon my virginity, but the truth is that no, it's a waste of money

 

[Percolator]

He was hardly getting cucked. He was getting a service in exchange for money.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

''So then she sits on my lap and this stupid whore asks me "Does my breath smell like cesar salad? I just had a cesar salad.''


I'm done.

 

[Redpill Robert]

He was hardly getting cucked. He was getting a service in exchange for money.

How much does Chad have to pay for that service?

 

[Percolator]

How much does Chad have to pay for that service?

Irrelevant. Cucked = abused. Paying for a service you're getting = free market. Even Chad has to open his wallet in the whore house.

 

[doktordoom]

incels wouldn't even be let in based on their looks. most strippers would be disgusted by incels. take it from someone who never made it past the front door of a strip club because im a subhuman.

fakecel detected.

 

[Incel Prime]

incels wouldn't even be let in based on their looks. most strippers would be disgusted by incels. take it from someone who never made it past the front door of a strip club because im a subhuman.

fakecel detected.

Lol are you retarded? They let anyone in. They want your $ they dont give a fuck what u look like

 

[doktordoom]

Lol are you retarded? They let anyone in. They want your $ they dont give a fuck what u look like

i'll give you this maybe at the seediest most ghetto clubs with ugly fat bitches and illegals that are pregnant MAYBE. but i've tried to go to into players club in san antonio texas and rejected based on my looks.. also yellow rose and palazio both places told me to take a hike. all based on my looks. if ur a incel most security will judge you based on ur looks and deem u creepy seriously it always happens to me

 

[Incel Prime]

i'll give you this maybe at the seediest most ghetto clubs with ugly fat bitches and illegals that are pregnant MAYBE. but i've tried to go to into players club in san antonio texas and rejected based on my looks.. also yellow rose and palazio both places told me to take a hike. all based on my looks. if ur a incel most security will judge you based on ur looks and deem u creepy seriously it always happens to me

Well if you go to a high class strip club ya. If you go to a regular one you wont have issues

 

[Redpill Robert]

Irrelevant. Cucked = abused. Paying for a service you're getting = free market. Even Chad has to open his wallet in the whore house.

Astronomical levels of cope here. Ever been to a strip club? There are no Chads there. Mostly middle aged fat dudes and generally incel looking dudes. Barring a bachelor party or something why would a Chad go to a place to pay to see titties when he can just text one of his many side pieces at any time and get them free?

 

[Percolator]

Astronomical levels of cope here. Ever been to a strip club? There are no Chads there. Mostly middle aged fat dudes and generally incel looking dudes. Barring a bachelor party or something why would a Chad go to a place to pay to see titties when he can just text one of his many side pieces at any time and get them free?

You call yourself redpill and I'm the one coping. Hmmm.

 

[Redpill Robert]

You call yourself redpill and I'm the one coping. Hmmm.

You sit there and act as if Chad has to pay for pussy just like everybody else. And I'm an oldcel. Years ago "Redpill" was pretty analagous to what the blackpill is today. It just got overrun by ITG's and failed normies. Nontheless I thought it was a catchy username so I went with it.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Why not just go to strip clubs and not pay, unless they throw you out if you don't I don't know how it works.

 

[Incel Prime]

Why not just go to strip clubs and not pay, unless they throw you out if you don't I don't know how it works.

If you dont pay they will kick your ass then throw you out