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Based Saint Guy Bartkus Conspiracy Theories

Senzatetto

Senzatetto

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Summary:

Genetically inferior male discovers the truth about life and has no desire to cope. His disdain for being is so great that if all depraved forms and traces of death were corrected, it would be like a slave who gets whipped not being whipped anymore, but there is nothing that being is other than trading whips until you die, even if death didn't exist.

He low key simped for a goth, nihilist-antinatalist, vegan celibate foid. They made a sui pact online. She ends up brain blasted because the celibate foid convinced her big, blonde, white boyfriend (lol that she was just living with and not fucking teehee) to shoot her in the head while she was sleeping. He was such a slayer that he thought it was legal because she gave him consent and asked him to do it.

He starts planning a peaceful demonstration. The goal is to prevent a bunch of sperms and eggs meeting, and creating life in unfit wombs to be raised by fools and eugenics. His best friend is a ricecel and they literally build compassion devices of tolerance in the garage while he lives with his mom. Setting off big explosions and not getting nagged at by boomer parents, based.

The ricecel decides to dedicate the rest of his life to preaching to lowborns before offing himself or getting back a lil. Saint Guy drives his mom's car to the IVF Clinic in Palm Springs and allegedly he tried to stream it and the stream failed. Also, allegedly the explosion didn't damage the biological material inside the facility.

After that, the Eugenicist States of America extradited his ricecel friend who went to Europe and changed his with being friends with an incel, which is a minimum fifteen year prison sentence. The ricecel was able to leap from the third floor pod rail headfirst and snap unalive.

My main theory is... his stream didn't fail, he just had such a small audience and shaytans figured out who he was so quickly that barely anyone besides shaytan feds saw it before it was scrubbed from the internet as to not inspire others. Also, he might have actually successfully destroyed the biological material in the facility and completed his mission objectives which would inspire others to target similarly unprepared facilities, so they just told the media he fumbled.

Here is his audiofesto:


View: https://youtu.be/eQGX5mtVKio?si=KwSlstDlRPveps_A



One more thing, within an hour of it happening, a bunch of FBl agent were swarming the coastal California town I was in and asking people if I had anything to do with it or was connected to it. I do know why. The guy who went ER in Texas a few years ago shout-out my Incel username so that was based.
 

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