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It's Over Russian state media ran out of copium

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"In the beginning of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, the Kremlin’s top propagandists predicted a swift victory and derided the Ukrainian military as an unwilling bunch of incompetents. As the war dragged on, they continued to claim that Volodymyr Zelensky’s government was about to fall. Faced with Ukraine’s mounting counteroffensive, which is rapidly achieving impressive gains, Russian propagandists are now describing an enormous horde, armed with the best Western weaponry and swimming in foreign specialists.

With state TV studios full of doom and gloom, prominent pundits and experts seem to be preparing Russian audiences for future losses of occupied Ukrainian lands, which are being painstakingly reclaimed by the Ukrainian military. During Wednesday’s broadcast of the state TV show 60 Minutes, host Evgeny Popov said: “We wish courage to our warriors, who are indeed doing very important work, they are resisting an enormous horde that has been trained in the West.”

Evgeny Buzhinsky, a retired Lieutenant-General of the Russian Armed Forces, claimed that the Ukrainian military is overflowing with American participants: There are not only advisers, but specialists. I think that there are thousands of American advisers and specialists on the ground in Ukraine, they’re probably present in every unit.

By the time his nightly program The Evening With Vladimir Solovyov started, the host’s facial abrasions had been covered with makeup. Speaking to State Duma deputy Andrey Gurulyov, who is a former deputy commander of Russia's southern military district, Solovyov attempted to downplay his initial reaction to Russia’s recent losses. “Comrade Lieutenant General, you always speak so beautifully and convincingly. Calm people down, because there are all sorts of rumors. I can only imagine what would happen if Telegram existed in 1942-1943,” he said. Gurulyov grimly replied: “Today, I believe there is a difficult situation on one of our fronts. Yes, Ukrainians concentrated their assault troops there and started to advance.”

Hemming and hawing, Gurulyov added: We’ll need some time to bring things back to order. Yes, the situation isn’t easy. Were mistakes made? Yes, probably so. You can’t avoid mistakes in life or in war.”

Jfl they went from saying that Ukraine would be fully annexed into Russia within 24 hours at the start of the invasion to doomposting about how a massive horde of Ukrainian nazis with futuristic technology will invade Russia like in 1942:feelskek:
 
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country

they have pretty whores too but that is about it
 
You as a civilian are making the best out of the information provided to you.

It is more likely that none of us have the slightest clue of what's going on behind the morale boost pep-talks and propaganda.

On paper, Russia should win. One of the largest Militaries on the planet vs. a small nation state with only it's own troops and a few international volunteers.
 
Early days though. Ukraine just started this major offensive. Come back in 4-6 weeks and we will see if they succeeded in their objectives
 
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country
What are your favorite Russian whores? Mine are Nata Lee, Alice Delish and Clover.
 
Russian propagandists are now describing an enormous horde, armed with the best Western weaponry and swimming in foreign specialists.
That's not propaganda that's facts and I stopped reading your post which is actually anti Russian propaganda.
 
You as a civilian are making the best out of the information provided to you.

It is more likely that none of us have the slightest clue of what's going on behind the morale boost pep-talks and propaganda.

On paper, Russia should win. One of the largest Militaries on the planet vs. a nation state with foreign volunteer troops as well as specialists sent in from NATO and loads of military equipment from NATO..
fixed it for ya
 
russoids coping hard rn
 
You as a civilian are making the best out of the information provided to you.

It is more likely that none of us have the slightest clue of what's going on behind the morale boost pep-talks and propaganda.

On paper, Russia should win. One of the largest Militaries on the planet vs. a small nation state with only it's own troops and a few international volunteers.
On paper, Russia should've taken Kyiv in a week but here we are.

It's clear that the Russian military, which is top-heavy, has been hollowed out by embezzlement and corruption. Ethnicels from the poorest parts of Russia don't get enough equipment and they get blasted to pieces while Chads and Stacies continue to party in Moscow.
 
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That's not propaganda that's facts and I stopped reading your post which is actually anti Russian propaganda.
It is facts but they denied it for like half a year and continued to assert that Ukraine had a meme army that would be completely conquered and annexed in 5 minutes until they ran out of copium
 
I thought NATO wasn't intervening.

Obviously my take doesn't belong here. :feelshaha:
Example:Who do you think is training the forces in Ukraine how to use all the NATO equipment they recieve?

Example: Who is paying for the free propoganda and logistics to send in mercaneries and volunteers?

Example: Who is paying billions to fund all Ukraines military expenses like fuel, hospitals etc. ? Last I checked Ukraine has no oil fields or am I mistaken?

There are tons of Amerimutt, British, French, German, Spanish etc soldiers in Ukraine. They just say volunteer but they come from the military in their countries.
 
Ukraine will fall sooner or later. They've been reliant on arm shipments that are being quickly depleted. The more effective weapons are either unable to be shipped or too advanced for their troops to be trained on in time. Even as demoralized, logistically incompetent as the Russians may be, they're going to sweep up once the hohols run out of gear and combat ready men.

It is more likely that none of us have the slightest clue of what's going on behind the morale boost pep-talks and propaganda.
Also this.
 
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country

they have pretty whores too but that is about it
:lul::yes:lmao true. It will become just slightly richer version of North Korea due to gas.
 
:lul::yes:lmao true. It will become just slightly richer version of North Korea due to gas.
A richer version with significantly hotter foids. They better start learning Mandarin because they are going to be sucking on Xi Jinping's nipples for economic aid.
 
Ukraine will fall sooner or later. They've been reliant on arm shipments that are being quickly depleted. The more effective weapons are either unable to be shipped or too advanced for their troops to be trained on in time. Even as demoralized, logistically incompetent as the Russians may be, they're going to sweep up once the hohols run out of gear and combat ready men.


Also this.
holy cope

I always wonder if people like you are trolling or really this deluded.
 
Russia is a poor and authoritarian shithole full of commie larpers. Fuck them. And Ukraine is a Western-Zionist Puppet. Fuck them too.

Originally I was on the side of ukraine. They should have won, and their nationalist militias like Azov should have taken control after the war. But now I hate these fucks too.
They force my country to send aid and to suffer through the winter (because our retarded politicians think that being dependent on gas is good). And all the ukranian refugees get treated like kings and still show attitude. They act like assholes.:feelswhat:

Just fuck them all. I hope both sides get raped by the war.
where are you from, here in poland everybody simp for ukrainians to point of being tiresome
 
You as a civilian are making the best out of the information provided to you.

It is more likely that none of us have the slightest clue of what's going on behind the morale boost pep-talks and propaganda.

On paper, Russia should win. One of the largest Militaries on the planet vs. a small nation state with only it's own troops and a few international volunteers.
True, we mere civilians dont know anything, but Russia should've won long time ago, its obvious that something is not right
 

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