Serious Running out of copes

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Nothing is fun anymore.. I was coping so hard for decades. The only thing that truly made me depressed was having a "crush" on someone with the knowledge that nothing will ever happen. I simped out at a whore which is really attractive and now I feel depressed thinking about her LOOOL SUCH A SIMP KILL ME.

Anyway I was at this place where i can drive into a concrete wall at 0° angle with like 130 km/h.. you guys think this is 100% death?
 
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Maybe its actually time for you to hunt for new copes. There are literally a countless amounts of copes out there and people have barely even experienced any. And then we get threads saying "cant cope anymore, no more copes left, too hard to cope". JFL at this shit when you can just keep yourself busy forever by finding new copes.
 
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you are not entitled to cope
 
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NuclearCel said:
Maybe its actually time for you to hunt for new copes. There are literally a countless amounts of copes out there and people have barely even experienced any. And then we get threads saying "cant cope anymore, no more copes left, too hard to cope". JFL at this shit when you can just keep yourself busy forever by finding new copes.
Help me maybe?

And how old are you? it will only get harder with aging
 
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npcel said:
Help me maybe?

And how old are you? it will only get harder with aging
Do you like reading? I know books about inceldom and/or loneliness. Also, don't be so harsh on yourself about the incident with your oneitis. Men are naturally wired to orbit females afterall..just don't do it again because it won't help you ascend
 
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Try escortcelling.
 
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Cowcel said:
Do you like reading? I know books about inceldom and/or loneliness. Also, don't be so harsh on yourself about the incident with your oneitis. Men are naturally wired to orbit females afterall..just don't do it again because it won't help you ascend
Whats even a oneitis? never heard this before.. It's a prostitue i visited regulary because she was nice to me LOL.

In the last years I've read more than ever before. It's nice but my brain cannot unfocus my situation and constantly reminds me off the future which is lying like a dark shadow above me 24/7 right now
 
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npcel said:
Help me maybe?

And how old are you? it will only get harder with aging
I am old enough. What are your interests? Maybe i can suggest some stuff.
 
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Whats even a oneitis? never heard this before.. It's a prostitue i visited regulary because she was nice to me LOL.

In the last years I've read more than ever before. It's nice but my brain cannot unfocus my situation and constantly reminds me off the future which is lying like a dark shadow above me 24/7 right now
Oneitis is like a crush but more special. Anyway, have you watched any anime? Personally, anime is one of my biggest copes, it makes me forget about my situation. It includes a wide variety of genres aswell, from slice of life to horror, mecha, psychological, etc.
 
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NuclearCel said:
I am old enough. What are your interests? Maybe i can suggest some stuff.

Well i rotted my life away in front of the computer. Now I gymcel, read books sometimes, "invest", doing my motorcycle license and escorts lol...

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Oneitis is like a crush but more special. Anyway, have you watched any anime? Personally, anime is one of my biggest copes, it makes me forget about my situation. It includes a wide variety of genres aswell, from slice of life to horror, mecha, psychological, etc.

5 years ago i bingwatched One Piece but mostly because of nostalgia. So I rarely watch anime or series in general.
 
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i remember I watched Joe Weller when he was only on 300k subs or somethin
 
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npcel said:
Well i rotted my life away in front of the computer. Now I gymcel, read books sometimes, "invest", doing my motorcycle license and escorts lol...



5 years ago i bingwatched One Piece but mostly because of nostalgia. So I rarely watch anime or series in general.
Would you like if I recommend you some based on your genre preferences?
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
View attachment 278118i remember I watched Joe Weller when he was only on 300k subs or somethin
yea you told me that before :D . I didnt even know who he was just had the GIF and liked the reaction. Didnt know he is some youtube chad
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Would you like if I recommend you some based on your genre preferences?
Feel free to do so. But no need for several just your favourite maybe
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Anyway I was at this place where i can drive into a concrete wall at 0° angle with like 130 km/h.. you guys think this is 100% death?
Guys please some insight on this one
 
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yea you told me that before :D . I didnt even know who he was just had the GIF and liked the reaction. Didnt know he is some youtube chad
Oh I have Alzheimer's
 
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I wanted to do this myself, but cant really. You sound like you have the money for it.
Go kayaking.

 
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npcel said:
Anyway I was at this place where i can drive into a concrete wall at 0° angle with like 130 km/h.. you guys think this is 100% death?

that would be around 36m/s and assuming a displacement of 3 meters, gives you around 22 g's for 0.17 seconds

According to this chart:


It might not be enough idk
Atleast might not kill instantly.
 
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I wanted to do this myself, but cant really. You sound like you have the money for it.
Go kayaking.

I live by the sea and I always wanted to do this... tfw poorcel
 
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I live by the sea and I always wanted to do this... tfw poorcel

Whatever you do, dont buy an inflatable kayak just because it is cheap. :feelskek:
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
that would be around 36m/s and assuming a displacement of 3 meters, gives you around 22 g's for 0.17 seconds

According to this chart:

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It might not be enough idk
Atleast might not kill instantly.
nice chart. bit doesnt it exclude the factor that i will be pushed out of the car in front of the wall? so its 22g + head against wall etc?
 
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npcel said:
Anyway I was at this place where i can drive into a concrete wall at 0° angle with like 130 km/h.. you guys think this is 100% death?
I'd assume that's a 85% of dying. A 30-50% chance of dying instantly. However you don't even want to think about the consequences if you don't succeed... You'll be a vegetable, wheelchair bound.

We have a "suicide crossing" in our city. Its basically a bridge leading over a long straight expressway. On this long, straight expressway I mentioned you can accelerate as much as you want, so people used it to commit suicide by driving against the concrete piers of the bridge going full speed. Last few months two guys did this. One survived, the other passed.
 
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npcel said:
nice chart. bit doesnt it exclude the factor that i will be pushed out of the car in front of the wall? so its 22g + head against wall etc?
No. I'm assuming air bags will deploy and with seatbelts and car crumple zones they will slow you down over 3m, and you won't hit the wall.
 
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same, it's over.
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
No. I'm assuming air bags will deploy and with seatbelts and car crumple zones they will slow you down over 3m, and you won't hit the wall.
Ok .. now imagine why would I wear a seatbelt when the goal ist to smash. also the car is not 3meter long in front of you. so the odds increase very much i assume. also I read that airbags are too slow at higher speeds to deploy before you hit the steering wheel. nice so 130 should be enough
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I wanted to do this myself, but cant really. You sound like you have the money for it.
Go kayaking.

It's fun yea. but everything is more fun with others :feels::feels::feels:
 
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Dopamine detox. Meditate for a few days like Connor Murphy and things should become enjoyable again.

 
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Some of my old copes arent doing it for me anymore either
 
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npcel said:
Well i rotted my life away in front of the computer. Now I gymcel, read books sometimes, "invest", doing my motorcycle license and escorts lol...
Seems like you have stuff going on for yourself. I myself rot infront of my PC alot buy i enjoy it actually. Gymcelling is great, I have also gotten into exercising and gymming more this year. If you are going into motorcycles, have you tried mountain/downhill biking? Its incredibly fun but an expensive hobby. I could never for the life of me read any books, just hate reading lol.
 
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I've got the same problem tbh.
 
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npcel said:
Feel free to do so. But no need for several just your favourite maybe
Sorry for the late reply! I'm gonna PM you some right now
 
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NuclearCel said:
Seems like you have stuff going on for yourself. I myself rot infront of my PC alot buy i enjoy it actually. Gymcelling is great, I have also gotten into exercising and gymming more this year. If you are going into motorcycles, have you tried mountain/downhill biking? Its incredibly fun but an expensive hobby. I could never for the life of me read any books, just hate reading lol.
Right now I think it doesnt matter if I find copes.. all I can think about is my lonely future which cannot be happening. It's too brutal being a lonely old male
 
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Cowcel said:
Oneitis is like a crush but more special. Anyway, have you watched any anime? Personally, anime is one of my biggest copes, it makes me forget about my situation. It includes a wide variety of genres aswell, from slice of life to horror, mecha, psychological, etc.
Any good anime recommendations.
 
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Any good anime recommendations.
Sure bro.I will PM you some of my favorites :feelsokman:
 
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If you have the money and your countrys gun laws aren't turbo cucked, i recomend getting into firearms. Very fun and lenghty hobby.
 
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npcel said:
Right now I think it doesnt matter if I find copes.. all I can think about is my lonely future which cannot be happening. It's too brutal being a lonely old male
So a toilet will solve all your problems?
 
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Too much of a gamble, there are more reliable methods.
 
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Visit an old age home and chat up with some oldcels, move a little and read more.
 
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car crash may not kill instantly, factor in the airbags and the car bonnet might be designed to crumple up to protect you.
Try reading a long book or if you are tired of consuming, you can create like painting or music.