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LifeFuel Rules to be an Escortcel (Part 2)

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4: Ignore the "no black men" rule
I'm black, and you won't believe how many girls I've seen that said "no black men." Here's the deal, if they are black or hispanic, they fucking mean it. But most white providers say it because they were told to or just because (another provider who actually didn't see black men told me this). Other times someone else wrote the ad and put it because of fear of robbery or a pimp will try to recruit them. Now some have been robbed before, but oddly many girls have also been robbed by other racial groups as well. Sometimes I lied and told them I was Jamaican or Dominican (2nd generation because I don't have an accent) and they agreed to see me. Other times I just straight up told them I was black and they said they didn't care. Also, only low-scale providers say no black males. I have yet to see an up-scale provider have this rule.

5. Be Very Careful About Tumblr
I don't know why, but a lot of transsexual escorts advertise on Tumblr. Some disclose the fact that their trans, and others don't. Their profiles will have several sexually explicit videos and every now and then you cannot tell until you see their penis. Odd thing is I had one escort tell me that most people who see them are actually straight men, which doesn't surprise me. But one can still find actual female escorts on Tumblr

6. If you can, avoid doing outcalls
Not only is it not that thrilling, it also too much of a risk. I've encountered stories of people bringing in providers they've seen before and get robbed (not violently). I once did it and the person asked me if I had more money around the house. Also your neighbors might notice especially if the escort is dressed in a certain way.

7. Stay away from girls with pimps
I only got to women who do it voluntarily. Usually you'll be talking to the pimp and often they'll try to set you up. They are also extremely unprofessional and will in some cases have the girl run off with your money before even doing anything.

8. Fun fact (Many Instagram models escort)
If you see an Instagram model with an e-mail address, chances are she does. But you probably won't be able to afford them. They usually get money from rich foreigners, particularly from Dubi, who will give them $20,000 and fly them to their country. If a girl is going to Dubi, she most likely got paid for it. Once contacted an escort (who was a porn star) and her assistant told me she just came from Dubi (funny thing is she doesn't even advertise being an escort). I never planned on seeing her, I was just curious.

If I think of other rules that slipped my mind, I'll make a part three
 
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Outcalls to your permanent residence is freezing temperature IQ. Save it for when you're traveling and are staying at a hotel. Otherwise, stick with incall.
 
Outcalls to your permanent residence is freezing temperature IQ. Save it for when you're traveling and are staying at a hotel. Otherwise, stick with incall.
I don't even do that. The person can cause a scene at the hotel if they want to.
Outcalls to your permanent residence is freezing temperature IQ. Save it for when you're traveling and are staying at a hotel. Otherwise, stick with incall.
Some escorts only do outcalls. I did it once, and then said never again.
 
Thanks bro. I really want to escortcel, I NEED to have sex before I die, but trying to escortcel in America is fucking hell.
 
Thanks bro. I really want to escortcel, I NEED to have sex before I die, but trying to escortcel in America is fucking hell.
I live in America. I agree it has gotten harder, but I've been doing it for quite some time that now I just go to people I've seen before. I'm about quality over quantity
 
I live in America. I agree it has gotten harder, but I've been doing it for quite some time that now I just go to people I've seen before. I'm about quality over quantity
I didn't get my foot in the door before that shit closed alongside backpage so im fucked
 
I didn't get my foot in the door before that shit closed alongside backpage so im fucked
To be honest with you, I rarely used backpage (did when I first started escortcelling, but stopped quickly). For one, anyone could post, and many people on there have serious problem (drug addictions, police, pimps, etc.) Very few up-scale escorts advertised on there.
 
To be honest with you, I rarely used backpage (did when I first started escortcelling, but stopped quickly). For one, anyone could post, and many people on there have serious problem (drug addictions, police, pimps, etc.) Very few up-scale escorts advertised on there.
How did you find escorts to fuck then?
 
Weirdly it seems that escortcelling isn't even that much of a good solution in the West as you run several risks (getting robbed/conned/assaulted/arrested). My escortcelling story has been so far a real disaster here in Canada. Would suggest anyone to just avoid going to that route.
 
4: Ignore the "no black men" rule
I'm black, and you won't believe how many girls I've seen that said "no black men." Here's the deal, if they are black or hispanic, they fucking mean it. But most white providers say it because they were told to or just because (another provider who actually didn't see black men told me this). Other times someone else wrote the ad and put it because of fear of robbery or a pimp will try to recruit them. Now some have been robbed before, but oddly many girls have also been robbed by other racial groups as well. Sometimes I lied and told them I was Jamaican or Dominican (2nd generation because I don't have an accent) and they agreed to see me. Other times I just straight up told them I was black and they said they didn't care. Also, only low-scale providers say no black males. I have yet to see an up-scale provider have this rule.

5. Be Very Careful About Tumblr
I don't know why, but a lot of transsexual escorts advertise on Tumblr. Some disclose the fact that their trans, and others don't. Their profiles will have several sexually explicit videos and every now and then you cannot tell until you see their penis. Odd thing is I had one escort tell me that most people who see them are actually straight men, which doesn't surprise me. But one can still find actual female escorts on Tumblr

6. If you can, avoid doing outcalls
Not only is it not that thrilling, it also too much of a risk. I've encountered stories of people bringing in providers they've seen before and get robbed (not violently). I once did it and the person asked me if I had more money around the house. Also your neighbors might notice especially if the escort is dressed in a certain way.

7. Stay away from girls with pimps
I only got to women who do it voluntarily. Usually you'll be talking to the pimp and often they'll try to set you up. They are also extremely unprofessional and will in some cases have the girl run off with your money before even doing anything.

8. Fun fact (Many Instagram models escort)
If you see an Instagram model with an e-mail address, chances are she does. But you probably won't be able to afford them. They usually get money from rich foreigners, particularly from Dubi, who will give them $20,000 and fly them to their country. If a girl is going to Dubi, she most likely got paid for it. Once contacted an escort (who was a porn star) and her assistant told me she just came from Dubi (funny thing is she doesn't even advertise being an escort). I never planned on seeing her, I was just curious.

If I think of other rules that slipped my mind, I'll make a part three

Good advice. Thing is with out calls if your country has criminalized escorting than this is the only way ontop of several hour bookings thus making it a booty call or picking her up from somewhere.

No 8. You shouldn't out those Social Media escorts as they're now a target. Come to think of it. So are you.
 
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Good advice. Thing is with out calls if your country has criminalized escorting than this is the only way ontop of several hour bookings thus making it a booty call or picking her up from somewhere.

No 8. You shouldn't out those Social Media escorts as they're now a target. Come to think of it. So are you.
I didn't give any names.
 
Brasil is a great country for escortceling.

If you have enought money you should come here.
 

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