RageFuel Royal mail failed to deliver my parcel!

[Dr. Autismo]

I ordered something off ebay yesterday and I even paid extra for a fast as fuck delivery.
Well, I just found out that the royal mail attempted to deliver it, but they couldn't get inside the building somehow.
So now, they're going to fucking hoard my parcel all day and all tomorrow and try to deliver it on monday.
Great, that's £6.50 fucking wasted!

If they could send me an email telling me to pick it up from the depot, that would be extremely helpful.
But no, now I got to fucking wait for the rest of today, sunday and then maybe I might just get it on monday if I'm lucky.
And no, I can't go down there and just ask for it over the desk because either, the deliverer hasn't returned, or because it's against company policy or some shit.

My local royal mail are absolutely fucking horrible at their job, they take fucking forever to deliver shit I order online and I live a few minutes away from the depot ffs!
One time, I ordered a jumper from ebay, and the local depot got it at 10 in the morning and they didn't do the delivery until 5 in the afternoon!

Seriously, ebay should have a feature where you choose what courier service you want to deliver your online shopping.
Services like Hermes, USP, DPD, Yodel and DHL are all a fucking hell of a lot better, faster and more competent than the royal snail!

 

[proudweeb]

Trusting the british government to do anything right is a mistake

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Trusting the british government to do anything right is a mistake

You can't trust the bri'ish for anything, they'll always try to find a way to stab you in the back.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

royal fail

 

[Dr. Autismo]

royal fail

royal snail

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

royal snail

royal toil

 

[turbosperg]

I ordered something off ebay yesterday and I even paid extra for a fast as fuck delivery.
Well, I just found out that the royal mail attempted to deliver it, but they couldn't get inside the building somehow.
So now, they're going to fucking hoard my parcel all day and all tomorrow and try to deliver it on monday.
Great, that's £6.50 fucking wasted!

If they could send me an email telling me to pick it up from the depot, that would be extremely helpful.
But no, now I got to fucking wait for the rest of today, sunday and then maybe I might just get it on monday if I'm lucky.
And no, I can't go down there and just ask for it over the desk because either, the deliverer hasn't returned, or because it's against company policy or some shit.

My local royal mail are absolutely fucking horrible at their job, they take fucking forever to deliver shit I order online and I live a few minutes away from the depot ffs!
One time, I ordered a jumper from ebay, and the local depot got it at 10 in the morning and they didn't do the delivery until 5 in the afternoon!

Seriously, ebay should have a feature where you choose what courier service you want to deliver your online shopping.
Services like Hermes, USP, DPD, Yodel and DHL are all a fucking hell of a lot better, faster and more competent than the royal snail!

Why didn't you grab a book and sit in the doorway all day waiting for your parcel?

If you live in a shitty tenement with no doorman, this is the only way, no?

How else is the mailman supposed to enter the building?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

royal toil

Toiling is something the royal mail certainly do not do.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Toiling is something the royal mail certainly do not do.

royal toilet chain

 

[Dr. Autismo]

royal toilet chain

Royal shitty toilet that emits such a horrible, rancid, putrid smell, not even the flies would go near it

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Royal shitty toilet that emits such a horrible, rancid, putrid smell, not even the flies would go near it

royal your mum

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Why didn't you grab a book and sit in the doorway all day waiting for your parcel?

If you live in a shitty tenement with no doorman, this is the only way, no?

How else is the mailman supposed to enter the building?

The main door is open all day, anybody can enter.
The royal mail and other delivery people mostly don't have an issue with finding the entrance.
Some of them stupidly think that the fire exit is the entrance in.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

royal your mum

royal your sister

 

[turbosperg]

The main door is open all day, anybody can enter.
The royal mail and other delivery people mostly don't have an issue with finding the entrance.
Some of them stupidly think that the fire exit is the entrance in.

Put a sign on the fire exit that says: "mail goes into the other door" or something.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Put a sign on the fire exit that says: "mail goes into the other door" or something.

Me and some other residents used to, but the postman would ignore it.

 

[turbosperg]

Me and some other residents used to, but the postman would ignore it.

What do you mean by "ignore it"?

You see him, walk up to him, demand your parcels, and he plays dumb?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

What do you mean by "ignore it"?

You see him, walk up to him, demand your parcels, and he plays dumb?

I mean that: me and some other residents used to put of piece of paper on the fire exit door, telling the postman where the entrance is.
But, he would ignore it, not bother to look for the entrance, and would then go back to the depot so the royal mail could horde the fucking parcel all day and attempt the delivery the next day.
Even though, telling the receiver of the parcel to come to the depot to pick it up would be more easy and helpful.

And btw, i don't like the idea of sitting around, outside my block waiting for the postman to finally get his ass over here to deliver the parcel.
They literally take fucking hours, even though the depot is like, a 5 minute walk from where I live, and I can't go down there to pick it up before delivery either.