RageFuel Roommate's GF just licked him in front of me

[Deleted member 43188]

I just went out to go to the bathroom and i decided to grab a beer from the kitchen. They were just looking into each others eyes by the window, they had a chess game going but were sitting close to each other and kept spinning the board after every turn so they could keep touching and cuddling and kissing the whole time. I looked over and she literally pretended to bite and gave out some weird animal sound like "eeeeerrrrrrrup" (very hard to describe but it was clearly supposed to be a cute giggle) and then licked him from his chin up to philtrum. He just smiled and laughed and grabbed her cheeks, pulled her in for more tongue kissing. It was fucking annoying.

Apologies for my language, I hate swearing but this is just putting me in a bad mood. I doubt they were doing that the whole time, it's almost like me being there made them want to do it more.

 

[menace]

Hire an escort and tell her to moan loud asf in the middle of the night

 

[negativecel]

Hire an escort and tell her to moan loud asf in the middle of the night

 

[Deleted member 43188]

Hire an escort and tell her to moan loud asf in the middle of the night

I can't afford that and it's illegal in my jurisdiction

 

[menace]

Why the hell would they care, unless it disrupts their sleep?
Would she be jealous the hooker is having sex with him instead of her?
Would he be jealous he's paying a lot for sex with a dirty hooker when he has true love for free?

The point is to be disruptive and assert dominance over the both of them. And how would they know it’s an escort if he sneaks her in at night?