ROFL. Toilet Stacey wanted tire changed. I pretended to speak a weird language.

[meatball]

Wowzers, I'd read a few posts here about some foid wanting car help. Tee hee.

I had decided if that ever happened, I'd employ the fake pirate jamaican language that my friend and I talked all the time.
So we are at Wal Mart parking lot, she has a Nissan Maxima.

Tee hee, uhm, can you see what's wrong with my tire???

"Um blarkken doompobaddahddnoos mahn"! I exclaimed.

"Da teetio beez a bonking bahhd man"!

Uhm..what?

"Dazzz too mahhnnn, dat beez bahhd."

We kept on until she tried to flag down se old simp boomer to get rid of us

 

[SneakPower611]

based, never help foids

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Wowzers, I'd read a few posts here about some foid wanting car help. Tee hee.

I had decided if that ever happened, I'd employ the fake pirate jamaican language that my friend and I talked all the time.
So we are at Wal Mart parking lot, she has a Nissan Maxima.

Tee hee, uhm, can you see what's wrong with my tire???

"Um blarkken doompobaddahddnoos mahn"! I exclaimed.

"Da teetio beez a bonking bahhd man"!

Uhm..what?

"Dazzz too mahhnnn, dat beez bahhd."

We kept on until she tried to flag down se old simp boomer to get rid of us

based
@Diocel @Idotms

 

[Subhuman Orangutan]

based, never help foids

 

[Izayacel]

based, never help foids

pay me or fuck of bitch

thats the metaphor every man should stand by

 

[Deleted member 33826]

based and Reggaepilled

 

[meatball]

based and Reggaepilled

It's pretty funny when the foid decides she wants RID of you.

 

[Pancakecel]

based, never help foids

 

[meatball]

 

[Deleted member 236]

Sounds on the spectrum. Just tell her to fuck off.

 

[meatball]

Sounds on the spectrum. Just tell her to fuck off.

Hmmm. I find it hard to be outright hostile, unless provoked

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Sounds on the spectrum. Just tell her to fuck off.

tbh if he spoke broken spanish or something i could get it but this is autistic

 

[Lado]

extremely based if true

 

[Deleted member 34242]

pay me or fuck of bitch

thats the metaphor every man should stand by

pay me or fuck me

 

[meatball]

Tbh, completely ignoring or laughing at her....

Would have been based.

 

[Idotms]

based
@Diocel @Idotms

 

[Deleted member 17749]

based, never help foids

 

[nystagmuscel]

based, never help foids

 

[investigatorcel]

based, never help foids

 

[Emba]

Du es hoopy frood!