Based Robber pulls out a machete, the store owner responds by pulling out his sword

[Capable_Onion]

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Over for gunlesscels

 

[Deleted member 24876]

They should have dueled.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Pft that weak ass sword couldn't even scratch me

 

[Watercel]

Was apparently enough to send the jigaboo running

 

[Darkenzo]

He should have used the Crocodile Dundee quote.

 

[NaserOric]

Pft that weak ass sword couldn't even scratch me

Cope. Even cavemen mogged other animals in battles with weak ass spears, let alone medieval swords.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Cope. Even cavemen mogged other animals in battles with weak ass spears, let alone medieval swords.

Giga cope, I've taken shotgun blasts to the chest. This weak ass Arabian knight sword wouldn't do shit to me.

I'm genetically modified.

 

[NaserOric]

Giga cope, I've taken shotgun blasts to the chest. This weak ass Arabian knight sword wouldn't do shit to me.

I'm genetically modified.

Mogs me

 

[Ratboy]

You could clearly see that his underarm wasn't chadied enough to hold it stable but still based though

 

[Ellviss]

They should have dueled.

 

[crestfallencel]

this is the world liberals want

 

[radishman]

Pft that weak ass sword couldn't even scratch me

If an owner isn't shitting himself the SECOND a genetically modified gorilla goes into his store...

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

If an owner isn't shitting himself the SECOND a genetically modified gorilla goes into his store...

I haven't met a human to this day that hasn't been absolutely terrified of me.

 

[Emba]

He should have used the Crocodile Dundee quote.

"That's not a knife"