Blackpill Roastie to my catfish: femcels don't exist

[Deleted member 17811]

I'm catfishing this hot post-wall milf. And she admits she has herpes and hasn't had sex for 5 months because of it. She complains about how nobody wants anything to do with her once she tells her dates that she has herpes. I told her to create a tinder profile, and said cucks will fuck anything. She did.

Anyway, the roastie has a date with my chadfish this Friday. Unfortunately for her chad will never show up. What's even more fucked up is she will leave her kids with her sisters to be with chad for the night.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

FUCKING LOL

 

[Modus Coperandi]

FUCKING LOL

 

[LitVirgin]

femcels is just a another way foids get attention can you imagine having to rely on outside approval on a daily basis going as far to say you are something that you arent. femcels need a reality check

 

[Deleted member 6214]

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You're doing god's work bro

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Lmaooo good job bro. Tell her you got herpes as well and together both of you can have unprotected sex and create mega herpes

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

You are doing gods work, sir.

I would keep her hanging as long as possible. Also make her drive as far as possible.

Change the location several times. Have her order you something, make her spend as much money as possible. See if she’ll buy a hotel room.

If you have her go to a restaurant, call them ahead of time and order a bunch of food. Keep telling her you’re on the way. Had to stop for gas, forgot your wallet at home, had to stop at ATM. Locked your keys in the car and are waiting for AAA because you’re “so nervous.”

Use the “my phone died” excuse at least once.

Keep telling her you’re 5 minutes away, right up the street. “Do you see me?”

Have her meet you at a chain restaurant so you can say you’re at a different location.

 

[Michael15651]

Great work

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

You are doing gods work, sir.

I would keep her hanging as long as possible. Also make her drive as far as possible.

Change the location several times. Have her order you something, make her spend as much money as possible. See if she’ll buy a hotel room.

If you have her go to a restaurant, call them ahead of time and order a bunch of food. Keep telling her you’re on the way. Had to stop for gas, forgot your wallet at home, had to stop at ATM. Locked your keys in the car and are waiting for AAA because you’re “so nervous.”

Use the “my phone died” excuse at least once.

Keep telling her you’re 5 minutes away, right up the street. “Do you see me?”

Have her meet you at a chain restaurant so you can say you’re at a different location.

Also make sure you’re a bit rude, you can’t be a total pushover. Tell her to “make sure they have my food ready. I’m starving.”


Don’t ever apologize. Act like you’re doing her a favor by meeting her. Like you’re her drug dealer.

 

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[Deleted member 16455]

Nice job OP

 

[seija]

Absolute fucking based.