Venting Roastie encounter

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

Backstory: At uni I like to take breaks in this little cafeteria area; I post up and sit at this nice little table in the corner. Put my feet up on the opposing chair, backpack to my side so no one can sit next to me, put lunchbox next to laptop so no one can glance at me shitposting. For an hour or two i sit back, put on some Zappa or Kyuss, and zone out. Anyway, there's this one roastie that shows up to the cafe on Wednesdays only, and always sits next to me and eats some ramen and drinks one of those trendy aloe vera drinks. She is 9/10, brunette, very beautiful, and wears revealing clothing. Whenever I see her I get depressed.

As a man who abstains from interacting with the female race, I never acknowledge this cunt. She'll put her stuff right up on my backpack, something nobody else whos sat next to me in the joint has done. I don't know if she is trying to get me to interact with her, but either way I'd rather slit my throat before I do so. Anyway, today comes around and I hatch a plan to keep the roastie away from me. I place all of my trash from my lunchbox on the table next to me instead of putting it back in. Sure enough, roastie walks in and comes to my corner. She then proceeds to stare at the trash for a good 5 seconds and then sits at the next table over.

Did I defeat the roast? I swear, if I'm never gonna get any companionship from an attractive female, I sure as hell don't want them around me.

 

[Indari]

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

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Well, I am a high-functioning autist, so you're not wrong lol.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

what

 

[Stoiccel]

Fakecel. Women wouldn't dare sit by me.

 

[IronMike]

SMH

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

Fakecel. Women wouldn't dare sit by me.

Volcel.

 

[PrinceOfCope]

Joined: Today
Messages: 9

 

[SilentSoup]

What's wrong with you dude, you might not be an incel after all if that happened to you. Go for it and see if you can sleep with her/make her your gf.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

What's wrong with you dude, you might not be an incel after all if that happened to you. Go for it and see if you can sleep with her/make her your gf.

go away. I hate women.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

Joined: Today
Messages: 9

I've been a lurker for 6 months now.

 

[Heilong]

For all that effort, you could've just asked her why keeps sitting next to you or putting her stuff atop yours, and tell her to stop

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

For all that effort, you could've just asked her why keeps sitting next to you or putting her stuff atop yours, and tell her to stop

That would make me look like a psychopath, especially since I'm in a public place and I am actively ghosting. I feel that the "trashtable" approach worked quite well, and the semester is nearly over so I'll likely never see the bitch again

 

[Heilong]

That would make me look like a psychopath,

So, dumping trash on your table didn't?

 

[gstvtrp]

u kinda sound dumb op

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

So, dumping trash on your table didn't?

Wasn't my table, it was the table next to me. Big difference. Nobody noticed anyway; I work on the sly.

 

[Zionism4Heteros]

She defo whats to fuck now, next time put the trash on the seat while shes walking up to it, shell have to talk to you and youll get that sweet sweet female attention

 

[Barry]

what a fucking low iq fakecel.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

I'm pretty sure it's just a coincidence. A woman of her level likely has 3 chads and 12 orbiters. I'm just resisting out of my desire to keep the roastie away from where I sit.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

 

[Americanpsycho]

VOLCEL OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Good job bro this is what I do, avoid these bitches. If you really are ugly/autistic she probably wants to sit near you so she can sneakily take pics of you and laugh about them in her girls groupchat.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

Good job bro this is what I do, avoid these bitches. If you really are ugly/autistic she probably wants to sit near you so she can sneakily take pics of you and laugh about them in her girls groupchat.

A girl used to do that to me in high school. Me being autistic thought she was mocking me so i did it back a while later and i didn't realize until after she caught me that it looked just like a creepshot. I hate my life.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

OP seriously???

she wants you to interact with her, hense today when you had all your shit in the way and stared for 5 seconds she wants to sit their. next to you.

Fakecels like you are why normies think we are missing signs, this is one of those cases were they are actually right.

stop being a pussy , next time she sits next to you speak to her ffs. if shes just looking for an orbiter go back to ignoring her, but holy fuck atleast TRY.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

OP seriously???

she wants you to interact with her, hense today when you had all your shit in the way and stared for 5 seconds she wants to sit their. next to you.

Fakecels like you are why normies think we are missing signs, this is one of those cases were they are actually right.

stop being a pussy , next time she sits next to you speak to her ffs. if shes just looking for an orbiter go back to ignoring her, but holy fuck atleast TRY.

I'm not a fakecel, a fakecel would imply that I have had sex or friendship with a female, which I have not. I hate women; i have ghosted for six years now and i'm not stopping. I will resist them, and someday we will unite and end their gynocentric reign of terror.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I'm not a fakecel, a fakecel would imply that I have had sex or friendship with a female, which I have not. I hate women; i have ghosted for six years now and i'm not stopping. I will resist them, and someday we will unite and end their gynocentric reign of terror.

ok so im curious why your even posting here then. incels - involuntary celibate = we dont want to be a virgin / alone.

your stance / comment suggests you have no intention of even trying to attract a female and so i have no idea why your here.

im probably overthinking this and your just a troll or a new level of extreme autism.

 

[Hunter]

kek'd at OP running of mice and men game.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

ok so im curious why your even posting here then. incels - involuntary celibate = we dont want to be a virgin / alone.

your stance / comment suggests you have no intention of even trying to attract a female and so i have no idea why your here.

im probably overthinking this and your just a troll or a new level of extreme autism.

I want to ally with the incels here since most of you guys want to either eradicate or subjugate females. I'm perfectly fine with state-sponsored female partners as long as they have to wear burkas. I would probably be an incel if i tried anyway

 

[catfishman23]

She's basically trying to alpha you out of your place, I would just literally stand your ground and tell her that you don't feel comfortable sitting next to her.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I want to ally with the incels here since most of you guys want to either eradicate or subjugate females. I'm perfectly fine with state-sponsored female partners as long as they have to wear burkas. I would probably be an incel if i tried anyway

most incels just want to have a gf/ experience intimacy and sex.

most of us arent incels who want to run people over with trucks. sorry if thats what you were hoping for.

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

She's basically trying to alpha you out of your place, I would just literally stand your ground and tell her that you don't feel comfortable sitting next to her.

I also thought that of well. I feel my new tactic is going to work just well. Just have one week left of the encounter anyway; no need to break my ghost just to tell a female to fuck off

 

[Haywire]

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That album is bad. Id be embarrassed putting that as my pic.

 

[catfishman23]

I honestly think she is bullying you, since she is female and has entitlement issues.

I also thought that of well. I feel my new tactic is going to work just well. Just have one week left of the encounter anyway; no need to break my ghost just to tell a female to fuck off

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

That album is bad. Id be embarrassed putting that as my pic.

Yeah, I just like the album art. Also the title track is pretty good, but the rest sucks

 

[_incelinside]

what the hell am I reading, just talk to her nd see how she responds

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Hi IncelTears

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Faggot fakecel

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

I don't get why I'm being called a fakecel here. It's obvious she wants my seat; it's nice and /comfy/ in the back corner. This girl is like a 9/10 and I'm a 3/10 on a good day.

 

[DCarver14]

You did the right thing, having them near you and just smelling their perfume is sheer torment, fucking cunts.