So King James had returned to the Catholic Church after the British Monarchy had been prod for a few generations, and his own fucking daughters betrayed him for it. The eldest, a skank named Mary who had literally married her own first cousin, an asthmatic hunchback sperg named William of Orange, was all too happy to become Queen alongside her cousin/husband William as King, usurping her own father, a man who was known for being an affectionate and involved father (very rare for the upper class at the time). His younger daughter, Anne, weighed more than the average Yank does today, and was also a drunkard who was known as "Brandy Nan" (although I guess I shouldn't criticize someone else for being a drunkard, because I myself am a mega-drunkard, but she still betrayed her loving and affectionate father in order to gain more power)
COME BACK RIGHTFUL KING JAMES VII & II - WE NEED YOU
