NotQuiteChadLite
The Meeks shall inherit the Earth
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https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/13-little-things-that-totally-rock-about-being-bald/
Why is it even worth it to mention "economy" since bottle of shampoo costs a few USD per month? PATHETIC. You can't be serious.
Every morning you're performing amputation by shaving of your whole part of body which covers half of your head and NATURALLY protects it from the sun burns, absorbs sweat, protects from the scratches and cold. While having a shaved head only protects you from prime women and possibilities in life.
But the only baldcels worry is... Economy on shampoo!
NEVERMIND that you are actually forced to spend MUCH MORE money on razors, shaving cream and other norwood suicide accessories.
Whenever I hear "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it off bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!" I want to punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"
Why is it even worth it to mention "economy" since bottle of shampoo costs a few USD per month? PATHETIC. You can't be serious.
Every morning you're performing amputation by shaving of your whole part of body which covers half of your head and NATURALLY protects it from the sun burns, absorbs sweat, protects from the scratches and cold. While having a shaved head only protects you from prime women and possibilities in life.
But the only baldcels worry is... Economy on shampoo!
NEVERMIND that you are actually forced to spend MUCH MORE money on razors, shaving cream and other norwood suicide accessories.
Whenever I hear "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it off bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!" I want to punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"
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