Eatin’ dinner at the table right? Been blackpilling my family seeing where that goes over corona break. At some point my mom (who’s a big french literature person) decides to mention a story to me called “Ricky a la houppe”. It’s a folk tale about a french pricne who was born so hideously ugly that when he was born his mother wept in anguish. He got uglier with every year he aged as well. His only saving grace is that he is very intelligent. A fairy found him one day and granted him this power: If he marries someone, whoever it is will inherit his intelligence. At some other point, twin princesses are born. One is normal. The other is very attractive (giga stacey) but very stupid. She is so stupid, that no one will marry her! (JFL someone would have def married her even if she was too retarded to talk). Eventually this dumb daughter and ugly prince meet. They fall in love and she becomes smart. They have beautiful children. The end.
LOL WHAT?!? I did a double take when she finished reading it. I told her that for one, no way anyone gave a shit if she was dumb, especially in the middle ages. Even if she was too dumb to talk and offer consent they’d still rape her or something. She gave me that point. Then I wondered why she would fall in love with this ugly prince of all people. She replies exactly this: “Because his personality is so good!”.
Here’s my version:
Once upon a time a queen gave birth to a very ugly son with a great personality. Upon seeing it, she wept in disgust. “My son, he is horrifying! Sacré bleu! She pulled out a machine gun and emptied round after round into his face until it was an unrecognizable slurry. She called king Chad into the throne room to lament this horrible event with her. Then they fucked and lived happily ever after.
LOL WHAT?!? I did a double take when she finished reading it. I told her that for one, no way anyone gave a shit if she was dumb, especially in the middle ages. Even if she was too dumb to talk and offer consent they’d still rape her or something. She gave me that point. Then I wondered why she would fall in love with this ugly prince of all people. She replies exactly this: “Because his personality is so good!”.
Here’s my version:
Once upon a time a queen gave birth to a very ugly son with a great personality. Upon seeing it, she wept in disgust. “My son, he is horrifying! Sacré bleu! She pulled out a machine gun and emptied round after round into his face until it was an unrecognizable slurry. She called king Chad into the throne room to lament this horrible event with her. Then they fucked and lived happily ever after.
