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I am dead serious, if you use this thing you are gay as hell and part of the cancer that is killing off humanity.
Not only are you a soymale who is either too overworked by your capitalist scammer boss or too mentally retarded to monitor a boiling pot of rice, but the way you just put the rice into the rice cooker with water and it beeps after an hour is so fuckin soylent and last-mannish. It has all these sophisticated censors and resistors and shit in it that you could never fix on your own, even if you were non-retarded enough to, because the product itself is planned obsolescence crap made in china with components too small to solder or replace on your own effectively.
You prefer it over literally just applying heat to a pot of rice or oats because why? because it's "smart" technology? you must be a fucking retard if you think using this thing is smart. because it's "convenient"? do you need a little reddit robot to wipe your ass too? And why are you so bugmannish you can't appreciate the simple pleasure of boiling a starchy seed and scraping it out of the pot? Why do you need the sensory experience of cooking rice to be all sterile and bland? Do you have severe autism as well as being a lazy fag?
It looks super homo too. Look at the plasticky, sleek look and smooth edges. It looks like a gay buttplug. It looks like a sex toy. I hate this sleek plastic fitbit suzuki looking NWO shit like nothing else, I want to destroy every object that looks like this. It looks like something dreamybull shoves up his ass while orgasming and moaning, and you cook your dinner in it. Plus the plastic in it probably gives you 10 different types of cancer.
