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So there's this site called NationStates, it's a game where you can simulate running your own nation. I just founded an incel nation in it, I was going to call it Incelistan and a bunch of other names but they were all taken (a taken name can't be used until 5 years after the old nation has ceased to exist) but finally settled on Retribution Island. Thanks
@Robtical for the suggestion. Anyway, my nation has been founded, some other people should join me in this, I even made the Commonwealth of Incels for other incel nations to join.
Our currency is the knajjd (subject to change but maybe not, it's named after who is likely to become our dear leader) and our national anthem is the spider. The reason for the national anthem is threefold. First off, when spiders mate, in most species, the female eats the male afterwards. Second, many people think spiders are creepy for how they look even though they are harmless, much like people treat incels. Third and most importantly, my waifu is a spider.
Our national flag consists of three equal horizontal bands: blue on top, red in the middle, and black on the bottom. This represents our transition in life from being a bluepilled normie to a blackpilled incel, with the red pill being a stepping stone in between blue and black.
Our description, not included in the screenshot:
The Oppressed Peoples of Retribution Island is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 5 million Incels enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The struggling Retributioner economy, worth 81.1 billion knajjds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 16,227 knajjds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military spending recently hit a new high, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the spider is a protected species, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retribution Island's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Retribution Island is ranked 52,807th in the world and 1st in The Commonwealth of Incels for Most Authoritarian, with 792.59 milliStalins.
@Robtical for the suggestion. Anyway, my nation has been founded, some other people should join me in this, I even made the Commonwealth of Incels for other incel nations to join.Our currency is the knajjd (subject to change but maybe not, it's named after who is likely to become our dear leader) and our national anthem is the spider. The reason for the national anthem is threefold. First off, when spiders mate, in most species, the female eats the male afterwards. Second, many people think spiders are creepy for how they look even though they are harmless, much like people treat incels. Third and most importantly, my waifu is a spider.
Our national flag consists of three equal horizontal bands: blue on top, red in the middle, and black on the bottom. This represents our transition in life from being a bluepilled normie to a blackpilled incel, with the red pill being a stepping stone in between blue and black.
Our description, not included in the screenshot:
The Oppressed Peoples of Retribution Island is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 5 million Incels enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The struggling Retributioner economy, worth 81.1 billion knajjds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 16,227 knajjds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military spending recently hit a new high, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the spider is a protected species, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retribution Island's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Retribution Island is ranked 52,807th in the world and 1st in The Commonwealth of Incels for Most Authoritarian, with 792.59 milliStalins.
