Caelus
★★★★
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- Nov 30, 2023
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Garbage game. Garbage story. Garbage characters. I know it’s supposed to be this Japanese over the top glorified shining rendition (slash parody?) of a 90s American action horror movie contrived to a videogame, but holy shit I don’t care, did it really have to be this pretentiously stylish and loud for a horror game of all things? The story is drivel. The characters are forgettable (Leon who?), and if it hadn’t been for Ashly showing off big titties and the gameplay being so fleshed-out and having this grip tight Nintendo levels of quality/fidelity/feeling going for it at the time (which I cannot for the life of me remember giving a single flying fuck about during my playthrough cause I was too busy oh yeah getting frustrated over how much of a fucking tanky slog piece of shit the controls were on the shitty ass fat PS2), it would’ve sold like utter shit on the bottom of my ugly ass shoe because fuck all capitalism suck my hairy balls evil corporate entities Jew fuck die die die.
Silent Hill >
Silent Hill >