Blackpill Requirements for my foid wife

[Puppeter]

>Between 14 and 18 years old
>Virgin
>White
>quiet
>low iq
>have insane connections
>shy ( but not with me must be outgoing)
>Not fat
>No taller than 5'9
>No retarded lips
>No mental illness
>Not a libshit
>Must be able to drive to run errands
>Must be proficient in cooking
>Must enjoy cleaning
>Sex whenever I want it and she must follow all my orders during sex
>Must have a job that pays over $300,000 a year while I NEET
>No smoking
>No tattoos
>No unsightly moles
>No listening to kpop (unless shes asian)
>No drug use
>No social media
>Close with family and has parents who are not divorced
>Has her own car (Model: 2022 or newer, not leased, and must be valued at more than $60,000)
>Celebrates christmas and knows how to decorate a christmas tree properly
>Will bathe me and groom me every night
>No friends
>Doesnt watch mainstream (((news)))
>will give me daily foot massages

@30klhlvwizard sorry for borrowing your thread i added few of my own rules

 

[Diddy]

>No taller than 5'9

Retard she needs to be tall if you want mogger children.

 

[Puppeter]

better than mine tbh. Quiet/shy is a good one

Yea man she must be shy so others can think oh he has a great and cute wife

 

[Puppeter]

Retard she needs to be tall if you want mogger children.

5'9 is more than enough plus mine combined you retard

 

[pyromancer1234]

This obviously sounds ridiculous but then you realize that most women have a requirements list at least half as demanding.

Just as an exercise, I've flipped around this entire list. This doesn't sound too far from a modern woman's dating demands:

• Correct age
• Sexually experienced
• White only (teehee)
• Outgoing
• High IQ
• Well connected (Ivy League+)
• Emotionally available
• Fit body
• Tall (6'+)
• Good jaw
• No mental issues
• Puts up with liberal shit
• Drives errands
• Splits cooking chores
• Splits cleaning chores
• Gets the girl off
• High income (300k+ not too crazy in HCOL areas)
• No smoking
• Sick tattoos
• No moles
• No Asians (teehee)
• No drugs except the fun ones
• No male hobbies
• Good family
• Good car (Tesla+)
• Puts up with holiday shit
• Gives massages
• Doesn't have too many other friends
• Doesn't watch male programming like MMA, Rogan, Peterson, etc.

 

[Diddy]

5'9 is more than enough plus mine combined you retard

She should at least be around your height and your future kids will thank you, especially since standards are constantly skyrocketing.

 

[Puppeter]

She should at least be around your height and your future kids will thank you, especially since standards are constantly skyrocketing.

Nah i dont want to fuck a man imagine breeding with a tallfag foid just admit ur a closeted faggot that wants to drill males

Jfl at wanting tall wc

 

[fastnbulbous]

I was obsessed with cartoon women when i was a kid and i imagined myself having relationships with them

 

[pixy.]

>No taller than 5'9

shit taste.

 

[Puppeter]

Addition
>she must moan cute and sexy when we fuck no annoying moans or yelling

 

[Diddy]

Nah i dont want to fuck a man imagine breeding with a tallfag foid just admit ur a closeted faggot that wants to drill males

Jfl at wanting tall wc

This is cope. The foids with one of the best bodies I've seen were tall.

 

[Puppeter]

shit taste.

?????

 

[iamsubhuman]

>White

>No listening to kpop (unless shes asian)

what? lol

 

[Puppeter]

This is cope. The foids with one of the best bodies I've seen were tall.

Yep found another tranny @proudweeb ban this faggot

 

[Diddy]

Yep found another tranny @proudweeb ban this faggot

@wereq looking at this retard calling me a fag for saying tall foids are better.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I only want any foid period,
I can't fucking stand this incel life

 

[wereq]

Yep found another tranny @proudweeb ban this faggot

 

[Puppeter]

Yall just mad i caught literal faggots in the site

 

[wereq]

Yall just mad i caught literal faggots in the site

thick robust amazons only!

 

[Puppeter]

thick robust amazons only!

 

[Med Anime]

>Between 14 and 18 years old
>Virgin
>White
>quiet
>low iq
>have insane connections
>shy ( but not with me must be outgoing)
>Not fat
>No taller than 5'9
>No retarded lips
>No mental illness
>Not a libshit
>Must be able to drive to run errands
>Must be proficient in cooking
>Must enjoy cleaning
>Sex whenever I want it and she must follow all my orders during sex
>Must have a job that pays over $300,000 a year while I NEET
>No smoking
>No tattoos
>No unsightly moles
>No listening to kpop (unless shes asian)
>No drug use
>No social media
>Close with family and has parents who are not divorced
>Has her own car (Model: 2022 or newer, not leased, and must be valued at more than $60,000)
>Celebrates christmas and knows how to decorate a christmas tree properly
>Will bathe me and groom me every night
>No friends
>Doesnt watch mainstream (((news)))
>will give me daily foot massages

 

[Patches]

>has to give me a footjob under a table everyday even if we are in public

 

[Patches]

in all serioursness all i want is my girl to be virgin, young and loyal also not a deformed 1/10 landwhale dats bout it.

 

[wereq]

kys

 

[Puppeter]

kys

You first

 

[Youthpilled]

Gotta be realistic, i'm a subhuman genetic disaster and my looksmatch is the best i can strive for. No point in mental masturbation threads, because that would only convey more suicidefuel

 

[Zer0/∞]

Keep fantasizing OP.