Napoleon de Jizzbal
mentally crippled by lonely teen years
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1.cute, with neotenic facial features, upturned concave nose is necessary
2.straight hair, dreadlocks, or mohawk, no curls allowed. Any color is good, including unnatural, if it's not because of nasty things, mentioned in requirement number 8
3.short, not fat (fat acceptable only with condition that will unfatten after becoming my waifu)
4. no thot piercings (septum, upper lip), other piercings and tatoos ok
5.17-20 years old, but more prefered be less (13-15), if parents good, openminded but not degenerates, and maybe even more (up to 25), but better no
6. feminine sex, gender can be different (like demi-girl), but not overly stupid made-up tumblrgenders
7.can be any race or ethnicity, except jews (but ok, if is jew in transition of becoming non-jew
8.not feminist, not sjw, not traditionalist
9. virgin and not slut, I must be first and remain the only man. Sexual and maybe even romantic relations of my waifu with other girls can be acceptable
10.not asexual
11.not antireligious atheist or believer of abrahamic faiths
12.likes anime, but not with and not because of cute boys. Can like anime because of kawaii moe girls and have waifus
13.likes good music, like metal, rock, not shit like k-pop and mumble rap
14.likes sci-fi,fantasy and videogames (if not just girlygames)
15.preferably into tomboyish side
16.immune to chads and fuckboys
17.really different, not like other girls, and having internal misogyny and hating those femoids, other girls, is big +
18.preferably otherkin, but this is not necessity
19.likes cats and dont have and dont want to have dogs
20.hates capitalism
21.preferably antisocial, but can be social, if understands right hierarchy of our world and strictly follows it (she is number one for herself and I am number2 ( or in reverse), but everyone else is number 4 at best, for not threatenimg my exceptional position)
22.not greedy, has more interest in spirituality and enlightenment than in worldly bling blings
23.must have critical thinking towards humanity, maybe even with misantropic tendencies, but either way must understand that I am separate from humans and have different place in her value system
2.straight hair, dreadlocks, or mohawk, no curls allowed. Any color is good, including unnatural, if it's not because of nasty things, mentioned in requirement number 8
3.short, not fat (fat acceptable only with condition that will unfatten after becoming my waifu)
4. no thot piercings (septum, upper lip), other piercings and tatoos ok
5.17-20 years old, but more prefered be less (13-15), if parents good, openminded but not degenerates, and maybe even more (up to 25), but better no
6. feminine sex, gender can be different (like demi-girl), but not overly stupid made-up tumblrgenders
7.can be any race or ethnicity, except jews (but ok, if is jew in transition of becoming non-jew
8.not feminist, not sjw, not traditionalist
9. virgin and not slut, I must be first and remain the only man. Sexual and maybe even romantic relations of my waifu with other girls can be acceptable
10.not asexual
11.not antireligious atheist or believer of abrahamic faiths
12.likes anime, but not with and not because of cute boys. Can like anime because of kawaii moe girls and have waifus
13.likes good music, like metal, rock, not shit like k-pop and mumble rap
14.likes sci-fi,fantasy and videogames (if not just girlygames)
15.preferably into tomboyish side
16.immune to chads and fuckboys
17.really different, not like other girls, and having internal misogyny and hating those femoids, other girls, is big +
18.preferably otherkin, but this is not necessity
19.likes cats and dont have and dont want to have dogs
20.hates capitalism
21.preferably antisocial, but can be social, if understands right hierarchy of our world and strictly follows it (she is number one for herself and I am number2 ( or in reverse), but everyone else is number 4 at best, for not threatenimg my exceptional position)
22.not greedy, has more interest in spirituality and enlightenment than in worldly bling blings
23.must have critical thinking towards humanity, maybe even with misantropic tendencies, but either way must understand that I am separate from humans and have different place in her value system