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repost of genius post because the whole forum is at sewer level

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What is the price of an inch?

The price of an inch is an order of magnitude. It is a simple fact that the optimal height to be is 6'4". This is rapidly becoming one of the many minimum requirements necessary to even begin playing the dating game.

Every inch you deviate from this ideal height, in either direction, must be accounted for by an extra decimal point in your bank account, +2. For example, if you are 6'3", you need 3 decimal places in your bank, or at least $100. If you're 6'1", you need $10,000 to get with an average roastie. If you're a 5'7" subhuman like me or Jeff Bezos, you need 9 decimal places, or at least $100m, to lock down an average roastie in an LTR (at least for a little while, until she divorce rapes you).
 
I doubt there's such a thing as too tall. Unless you're so tall that it cripples you physically and destroys your health you should be fine
 
What is the price of an inch?

The price of an inch is an order of magnitude. It is a simple fact that the optimal height to be is 6'4". This is rapidly becoming one of the many minimum requirements necessary to even begin playing the dating game.

Every inch you deviate from this ideal height, in either direction, must be accounted for by an extra decimal point in your bank account, +2. For example, if you are 6'3", you need 3 decimal places in your bank, or at least $100. If you're 6'1", you need $10,000 to get with an average roastie. If you're a 5'7" subhuman like me or Jeff Bezos, you need 9 decimal places, or at least $100m, to lock down an average roastie in an LTR (at least for a little while, until she divorce rapes you).
It’s not sewer tier, we just get bored of saying the same stuff sometimes and deviate to silly crap
 
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