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SuicideFuel Rent a Thanksgiving gf

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Kim Jong Un please nuke us :woke:
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I want to rent trouble and tension free life. Is it possible to rent it?
 
Jfl, you can never run out of money as a female.
 
I literally just showed my mom this. She said "this is why men don't respect women" lmao
 
Gold/Platinum don't include jokes or matching outfits, wtf.
 
I literally just showed my mom this. She said "this is why men don't respect women" lmao
I don't think I will ever be on the level of based it takes to tell my mother I browse this site.
 
I bet you she has 20 offers at least already.
 
And yet we are the ones with the problem, jfl
 
Whats the point of impressing your family?
 
with a 100% discount

jfl, if only. They probably hand Chad some personally paper (read:money) when he walks in.
Gold/Platinum don't include jokes or matching outfits, wtf.
It's not on the menu but the Blackpill level include flirting with any Chad relatives at the dinner to crush your soul. Only 700 betabux plus tip!
 
Jfl, you can never run out of money as a female.

its not the foids that run out of money, its the betabuxx that serves them that does, and then they just replace him easily with a new one.
men for them are like socks
 
its not the foids that run out of money, its the betabuxx that serves them that does, and then they just replace him easily with a new one.
men for them are like socks
All you need to make money as a foid is a phone and an Internet connection. You can then post on the cuck hot-spot r*ddit and sell pictures, messages and videos for upwards of 50 bucks a pop. Even if you are hideous then you can do phonesex. Of course men are evil and have it so easy because they say so.
 
reminder that welfare is progressively garnished as you earn income but not gifts, and women always claim money they make from camwhoring/escorting as gifts, so it doesn't reduce their welfare at all
 
Does that Turkey gobble?
 
reminder that welfare is progressively garnished as you earn income but not gifts, and women always claim money they make from camwhoring/escorting as gifts, so it doesn't reduce their welfare at all
Brutal. Many successful foids in this field hire beta accountants to do their returns for them as well so they pay the minimum amount of tax.
 
What a fucking entitled, chad chasing whore.
"Tee-hee anon, I love you so much!" she says to the betabux cuck while swiping through Chads on her phone under the table on Tinder.
 
Brutal. Many successful foids in this field hire beta accountants to do their returns for them as well so they pay the minimum amount of tax.
I wish I could think of an equivalent for this. You could probably do work for family members and have them say they're giving you "gifts" for various occasions. Maybe you could tell your welfare agent you are Jewish and get 1000 dollar gifts each day of Hanukkah.
 
I would rather rent a van
 
the nerve of some whores, hope she dies
 
Will she suck your dick?
 
fuck giving foids anything for just existing. Fucking exploitative cunts
 
How much is the option that comes with a happy ending?
 
why would i pay 75 dollars+ when i could just improve my personality and get agf
 
Ever since I found out how common it is for foids to use dentures to hide their disgusting teeth I cant unsee it
 
Sad thing is if i ever were to do this my Chad brother would end up with her by the time the turkey is carved.
 
Life on just exist mode....
 
Jesus that's a lot of makeup
 
That face.
Those teeth.

It's like Chucky from Child's Play trying to mimic the Robotnik logo from the Sonic games.
 

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