Blackpill Reminder: Tinder success is a measure of real life dating success

[KingOfRome]

Chad can take pictures of himself with the worst lighting and the worst angle, not smiling (actually more attractive according to studies JFL), no dog, no group shot with friends, dressed like a schizophrenic hobo, and a bio where he describes his child-raping past in loving detail. And still get multitudes more matches than you can ever hope to get even with the most fraudmaxxed filtermaxxed fashionmaxxed statusmaxxed pics and the most jestermaxxed bio.

Because his skull is the right shape and yours isn't.

And you know what? Chad can also approach a hole in real life and get her real phone number just by telling her she's pretty and asking if she's single. Even if she actually has a boyfriend. And they'll hook up on the first date, maybe the second if the hole is especially chaste. While you, my incel friend, read thousands of pages of pickup literature, dozens of PUA articles, watch so much media with female protagonists that you have the cliches committed to memory, and need at least ten minutes of conversation to get a hole to reluctantly agree to a coffee date that she will probably blow off, if you're lucky.

Because his skull is the right shape, and yours isn't.

So why waste those ten minutes per attempt when you can go on Tinder and see how many matches you get? If you don't get matches, it's over. If you do, it's not over. See how easy it is? That hour you spent embarrassing yourself in front of strangers is time you could've spent on your copes. The opportunity cost of approaching in real life is several times greater than that of making a Tinder bio and swiping a few minutes a day.

Oh, and bots, hookers, and scammers don't count.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Yes you know what foids prefer behind closed doors.

 

[ihaveno1]

but i thought tinder isn't real life br0, just put youself out there br0, take a pua class br00o0oo0oo000ooo

 

[Deleted member 17984]

This is a blackpill of immense size.
Thank you brother.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Tinder is more important than real life, you can use your best pics on tinder but there isnt an option like that irl.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

True tbh, and I've even seen Chad-tier men date down a lot of the time.

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Still delaying to try tinder. Have no hopes, and enough rejections and ignoring acumulated to feel shitty. For sake of science, one day, somehow

 

[Insomniac]

Tinder is more real than real life

 

[KingOfRome]

Still delaying to try tinder. Have no hopes, and enough rejections and ignoring acumulated to feel shitty. For sake of science, one day, somehow

Do it.

It's better to be 100% sure than 90% sure.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Tinder is great when you have disfigurement.

 

[ReallyRice]

Because his skull is the right shape and yours isn't.

 

[Smallondick]

Yes you know what foids prefer behind closed doors.

 

[mylifeistrash]

Tinder is more important than real life, you can use your best pics on tinder but there isnt an option like that irl.

 

[tooth monster]

Tinder is more real than real life

You can fake image and status on Tinder all you want. What are you gonna do when she sees you in real life?

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Tinder is great when you have disfigurement.

is this sarcasm?

 

[IncelGenocide]

Chad can take pictures of himself with the worst lighting and the worst angle, not smiling (actually more attractive according to studies JFL), no dog, no group shot with friends, dressed like a schizophrenic hobo, and a bio where he describes his child-raping past in loving detail. And still get multitudes more matches than you can ever hope to get even with the most fraudmaxxed filtermaxxed fashionmaxxed statusmaxxed pics and the most jestermaxxed bio.

Because his skull is the right shape and yours isn't.

And you know what? Chad can also approach a hole in real life and get her real phone number just by telling her she's pretty and asking if she's single. Even if she actually has a boyfriend. And they'll hook up on the first date, maybe the second if the hole is especially chaste. While you, my incel friend, read thousands of pages of pickup literature, dozens of PUA articles, watch so much media with female protagonists that you have the cliches committed to memory, and need at least ten minutes of conversation to get a hole to reluctantly agree to a coffee date that she will probably blow off, if you're lucky.

Because his skull is the right shape, and yours isn't.

So why waste those ten minutes per attempt when you can go on Tinder and see how many matches you get? If you don't get matches, it's over. If you do, it's not over. See how easy it is? That hour you spent embarrassing yourself in front of strangers is time you could've spent on your copes. The opportunity cost of approaching in real life is several times greater than that of making a Tinder bio and swiping a few minutes a day.

Oh, and bots, hookers, and scammers don't count.

PERFECT SUICIDEFUEL

 

[GoonCel]

take a pua class br00o0oo0oo000ooo

 

[KingOfRome]

Incel takes pic with dog.

He expects: Foids will be endeared by the dog, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: Foids swipe left on him before even seeing that pic, unless it's his first, in which case the dog makes him look even uglier by comparison.

Incel takes pic of himself smiling and looking happy.

He expects: Foids to find him trustworthy and fun-looking, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: His cheeks, already fat-looking from having little bone to support them, look even more bloated. His eyes, with their NCT and extreme upper eyelid exposure, are emphasized by the bloated cheeks. Foids are even less likely to match with him than if he had kept a neutral expression because his smile makes him uglier.

Incel takes pic of himself with friends.

He expects: Foids to find him fun-looking and sociable, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: If his friends are better-looking than him, he looks uglier by comparison. If they're not, he looks like a loser for being in a group of losers, and he's still ugly.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

is this sarcasm?

You're deformed too... May St.Elliot bless you.

 

[mylifeistrash]

Incel takes pic with dog.

He expects: Foids will be endeared by the dog, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: Foids swipe left on him before even seeing that pic, unless it's his first, in which case the dog makes him look even uglier by comparison.

Incel takes pic of himself smiling and looking happy.

He expects: Foids to find him trustworthy and fun-looking, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: His cheeks, already fat-looking from having little bone to support them, look even more bloated. His eyes, with their NCT and extreme upper eyelid exposure, are emphasized by the bloated cheeks. Foids are even less likely to match with him than if he had kept a neutral expression because his smile makes him uglier.

Incel takes pic of himself with friends.

He expects: Foids to find him fun-looking and sociable, thus being more likely to match with him.

He gets: If his friends are better-looking than him, he looks uglier by comparison. If they're not, he looks like a loser for being in a group of losers, and he's still ugly.

I tested it and selfies work better with chads anyway. Women don't care about your dogs or how much of a "social alpha" you are. They don't give ONE SINGLE FUCK.

 

[IncelGenocide]

I tested it and selfies work better with chads anyway. Women don't care about your dogs or how much of a "social alpha" you are. They don't give ONE SINGLE FUCK.

Yep, if women see you are doing the dog meme picture they know you are tryhard faggot who can't get matches with selfies and swipe left. Don't be a tryhard faggot, just be Chad or kill yourself with a knife slashes through your subhuman throat as you bleed to death on the floor like some useless butchered pig as mommy walks on your spazzing corpse.

 

[KingOfRome]

I tested it and selfies work better with chads anyway. Women don't care about your dogs or how much of a "social alpha" you are. They don't give ONE SINGLE FUCK.

A pic with an incel and a dog is more likely to make foids want to fuck the dog.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

You're deformed too... May St.Elliot bless you.

Ye are ugly? Well then, my brethren, take the sublime about you, the mantle of the ugly!
Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Michael15651]

Tinder is everything.