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Soy REMEMBER JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS

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NOW GO WORSHIP HIS 6 PACK YOU BASTARDS :soy:
WE'RE NOT PUTTING AN UGLY BROWN JEW UP THERE, HE NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE A WHITE HIPPIE :foidSoy:
RACIALLY PURE CHRIST :chad:
AMEN :incel:

We are all slaves because our birth was a sin to begin with.
 
Jesus was 6'4, you bigoted inkwell; in no way ever could a man I personally worship ever be physically unattractive, considering how much I look down and negatively project upon that specific category of men! :feelswhat:
 
NOW GO WORSHIP HIS 6 PACK YOU BASTARDS :soy:
WE'RE NOT PUTTING AN UGLY BROWN JEW UP THERE, HE NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE A WHITE HIPPIE :foidSoy:
RACIALLY PURE CHRIST :chad:
AMEN :incel:
funnily enough Jesus has to be portrayed as white mogger chad in almost every set of media he's in, despite the bible openly calling him an utter truecel
the lookspill strikes once again:feelsclown:
 
Happy birthday Jesus:chad:
Image result for drippy jesus
 
Praise Aryan Chirst

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We are all slaves because our birth was a sin to begin with.
Tl;dr, Adam and Eve screwed everything up including us people. It's not so much about being born into sin, you, me and everyone ARE sinners right now, it's the state of our flesh due to the curse which only Jesus can reverse.

Also Jesus wasn't born on December if you do the math with the bible, which gives the birth date of John the Baptist.
 
Jesus=shitskin shekelcel
 
jfl whitepill strikes again
 
Wait a second... how exactly did Adam screw everything up?
 

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