JFL Religion and Sex

[CircumcisedClown]

So, as some of you know, I grew up in a very religious household. Because of that, I received hefty, bluepilled garbage education on abstinence and churchy sex ed.

One book in particular I studied with my dad was called Every Young Man’s Battle.

It’s a goldmine of hilarious, blue-pilled garbage designed to turn boys into cuckolds that hate their own sexuality and can’t please their wives.

Plenty of hilarious tidbits like
>Women want a man that respects them as a person and doesn’t see them as a piece of meat.
Yes, that’s why women walk around with their tits busting out their shirt so it’s the first thing you see. Women hate being ogled by high-T Chads.

Another fun section is a whole chapter on masturbation.
>Well, the Bible actually doesn’t say anything about beating your cock, but here’s two-pages of pilpul bullshit where we put words into God’s mouth.
>Anyways, stroking your shit is bad because lust or something, so just let your balls fill up until you bust in your sleep.

But the best section is towards the end when he starts talking sex during marriage.
>Before your married, Satan does everything he can to get you to have sex, but once you’re married, Satan does everything he can to keep you from having sex.
He then goes on to describe his own sex life with his wife, and how his wife hates having sex with him and asks her friends how she can’t stop fucking her husband. He then elaborates that this means that women don’t like having sex and only do it out of duty to their husband.

This dude writes a dozen pages describing how he can’t please his wife in his book of advice for men, and the irony is completely lost on him.


Anyways, if you can ever make it through this fucking dumpster fire, or anything like it, you’ll notice that it seems like Christians legitimately don’t even know what sex is. They describe it as this holy experience where you just sit there in deep contemplation, and your wife shits herself with joy because their is a cock inside her (maybe).

What these books never describe is how messy, rough, and gross sex can be, and they especially never describe how to make a woman cum. In fact, a woman orgasming is not mentioned once in this entire shit book.

This book has a section where it elaborates that sex is not like porn, and he’s sort of right. Bad sex is not like porn. His fat, ugly ass starfishes with his wife for five minutes before cumming on the sheets because his wife thinks creampies are gross. Good sex is like porn, because that’s what sex looks like between two people that are enjoying it.

This is probably why evangelicals love circumcision so much. They legitimately don’t know how sex, or a penis, or a vagina actually work, and how could they, these boomers grew up with no internet or sex ed. Boomers larp against sex ed in schools, but if you asked a boomer what the prostate is, he couldn’t tell you.

TLDR: Boomer evangelicals don’t know how to fuck their wives.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

@NoLooksNoLife explain this

But I agree, religion literally cucks every male that it influences. Meanwhile women do not give a shit and enjoy their youths fucking Chads left and right. They then settle down with some beta buck religious provider cuck.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

@NoLooksNoLife explain this

But I agree, religion literally cucks every male that it influences. Meanwhile women do not give a shit and enjoy their youths fucking Chads left and right. They then settle down with some beta buck religious provider cuck.

If im gonna be inkwell either way, why not cope with orthodoxy for instance, mang?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

If im gonna be inkwell either way, why not cope with orthodoxy for instance, mang?

Fair enough if it helps you cope. But I mean it is literally cuckolding men who might have not been incel as teens and they lose out on it all.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

If im gonna be inkwell either way, why not cope with orthodoxy for instance, mang?

Orthodoxy is a 1,000X more based than Evangelicalism.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

@NoLooksNoLife explain this

But I agree, religion literally cucks every male that it influences. Meanwhile women do not give a shit and enjoy their youths fucking Chads left and right. They then settle down with some beta buck religious provider cuck.

I knew so many girls at my Christian highschool that lost their virginity to some Chad off Tinder, and then
>Came back to God
And told their story and everyone prayed for them, and they were good as new.

Pure hilarity.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Orthodoxy is a 1,000X more based than Evangelicalism.

It surely is, mang

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Orthodoxy is a 1,000X more based than Evangelicalism.

True

I knew so many girls at my Christian highschool that lost their virginity to some Chad off Tinder, and then
>Came back to God
And told their story and everyone prayed for them, and they were good as new.

Pure hilarity.

Meme religion tbh.

 

[subhuman]

i hate religion. it's retarded. christcucks are superficial prudes that get off on telling other people what to do. they will cut half your dick off to try and stop you from jerking off. but everyone still does. they emphasize the sanctity of marriage but divorce rates are through the roof and nobody cares about avoiding premarital sex. chastity is supposed to be a virtue but virginity in our culture is looked down upon. christcuckery failed because it created an individualist ethos that undermined its own values. now in cucked country like amerikkka you are stuck in this half world where you get your dick mutilated and you cant escortmax because sex is le bad but they dont stop foids from being whores. i hate it.
@Orzmund

 

[Orzmund]

i hate religion. it's retarded. christcucks are superficial prudes that get off on telling other people what to do. they will cut half your dick off to try and stop you from jerking off. but everyone still does. they emphasize the sanctity of marriage but divorce rates are through the roof and nobody cares about avoiding premarital sex. chastity is supposed to be a virtue but virginity in our culture is looked down upon. christcuckery failed because it created an individualist ethos that undermined its own values. now in cucked country like amerikkka you are stuck in this half world where you get your dick mutilated and you cant escortmax because sex is le bad but they dont stop foids from being whores. i hate it.
@Orzmund

White men can be divided into three sexual categories: the sexually robust who engage in ordinary intercourse, the decadent celibates who may never experience what they desire, and the sexually repressed "innocents" who sublimate their desire by organizing morals.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

White men can be divided into three sexual categories: the sexually robust who engage in ordinary intercourse, the decadent celibates who may never experience what they desire, and the sexually repressed "innocents" who sublimate their desire by organizing morals.

A lot of religion is claiming your beta, male inferiority is due to piety rather than inferior genetics.

It’s easier to explain that you felt called to priesthood than admit that no hoe wants to suck your dick.

 

[ADHD_cel]

View: https://youtu.be/GSVLoZhEtwI

 

[Incedel]

I knew so many girls at my Christian highschool that lost their virginity to some Chad off Tinder, and then
>Came back to God
And told their story and everyone prayed for them, and they were good as new.

Pure hilarity.

Women are incapable of sacrifice and resisting temptation, and just like eve men are punished for women's infidelity

 

[ResidentHell]

What a pathetic book. Bluepillers who live their whole lives in constant denial of human nature and evolutionary biology

 

[CircumcisedClown]

What a pathetic book. Bluepillers who live their whole lives in constant denial of human nature and evolutionary biology

It be funny to ask those stupid, Fox News talking heads who are so opposed to sex ed in highschool to name the different parts of the male/female anatomy off the top of their heads. Guarantee you none of them could do it.

I understand not wanting your kids to learn about faggot buttsex in school, but WASP retard parents act like learning about sex in school is somehow different from any other bodily function.

Imagine if we never potty trained toddlers because buttholes are gross and we don’t want to talk about them. So we pretend nobody has a butthole. Normies are fucking retarded.

 

[Lonesome Bright]

@NoLooksNoLife explain this

But I agree, religion literally cucks every male that it influences. Meanwhile women do not give a shit and enjoy their youths fucking Chads left and right. They then settle down with some beta buck religious provider cuck.

I have a feeling your right

 

[Lonesome Bright]

Women are incapable of sacrifice and resisting temptation, and just like eve men are punished for women's infidelity

I agree with that the nice guys

 

[Lonesome Bright]

A lot of religion is claiming your beta, male inferiority is due to piety rather than inferior genetics.

It’s easier to explain that you felt called to priesthood than admit that no hoe wants to suck your dick.

I have a feeling that your right

 

[PigeonMogger]

Religion is giga cope

 

[Lonesome Bright]

White men can be divided into three sexual categories: the sexually robust who engage in ordinary intercourse, the decadent celibates who may never experience what they desire, and the sexually repressed "innocents" who sublimate their desire by organizing morals.

yep I feel that morals is shit now that I am 38 years of age and have learned to late that everybody is secretly evil. Why I have been taught to be obedient is beyond me.

 

[Lonesome Bright]

i hate religion. it's retarded. christcucks are superficial prudes that get off on telling other people what to do. they will cut half your dick off to try and stop you from jerking off. but everyone still does. they emphasize the sanctity of marriage but divorce rates are through the roof and nobody cares about avoiding premarital sex. chastity is supposed to be a virtue but virginity in our culture is looked down upon. christcuckery failed because it created an individualist ethos that undermined its own values. now in cucked country like amerikkka you are stuck in this half world where you get your dick mutilated and you cant escortmax because sex is le bad but they dont stop foids from being whores. i hate it.
@Orzmund

yes it is fucked up

 

[Lonesome Bright]

Fair enough if it helps you cope. But I mean it is literally cuckolding men who might have not been incel as teens and they lose out on it all.

yep was told by my mother that girls like hairy chest, (but do not). At the age of 13 I wanted to go to the gym and my mother did not let me she told me that it would stunt my growth. Also she told me to study but that got me nowere as I am a security guard. This is what happens when your parents live in a cave and have no idea of what is going on around them, plus they are stuck in the past and still think the past is present.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

yep was told by my mother that girls like hairy chest, (but do not). At the age of 13 I wanted to go to the gym and my mother did not let me she told me that it would stunt my growth. Also she told me to study but that got me nowere as I am a security guard. This is what happens when your parents live in a cave and have no idea of what is going on around them, plus they are stuck in the past and still think the past is present.

My parents also said the same thing about going to the gym jfl. Completely over

 

[Abu Bakr Al Inceli]

It surely is, mang

What local Orthodox church do you belong to?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

What local Orthodox church do you belong to?

Who wants to know, GrAY?

 

[Abu Bakr Al Inceli]

Who wants to know, GrAY?

I am a Russian who tried to orthodoxmaxx but remained unbelieving.

I laugh at the term GraAY every time btw. Okay, I'm such a humiliated shit that I get insulted even on the outcast forum.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I am a Russian who tried to orthodoxmaxx but remained unbelieving.

I laugh at the term GraAY every time btw. Okay, I'm such a humiliated shit that I get insulted even on the outcast forum.

I’m involved in a russian Orthodox Church, GrAY

 

[Abu Bakr Al Inceli]

I’m involved in a russian Orthodox Church, GrAY

Have you read Seraphim Rose or Panteleimon Manoussakis?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Have you read Seraphim Rose or Panteleimon Manoussakis?

Not yet, GrAY

 

[Abu Bakr Al Inceli]

Not yet, GrAY

If my status causes such contempt, I will prefer to remain silent.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

If my status causes such contempt, I will prefer to remain silent.

Ok GrAYcel

 

[CircumcisedClown]

yep I feel that morals is shit now that I am 38 years of age and have learned to late that everybody is secretly evil. Why I have been taught to be obedient is beyond me.

I learned that at like 20 yrs old.

I’m legitimately not sure if I can name a single, genuinely good person on this planet.