SuicideFuel Relationship with my mum was never the same since this

[AutistCell]

Ok so I was at my friend’s place (18 at the time)
He seems a bit more normie than me, sometimes talked to people at school
His mum is a big milf (7/10) and i actually adored her
She was always so nice to me and after a while she became the only female i could somewhat communicate with

I was telling her one night about my issues (virgin ugly no friends except her son etc) and she was boosting my ego big time
She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob
She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore
Then she told my mum and its just never been the same, no matter what i told her
My mum seems to like other kids more than she likes me now

 

[Animecel2D]

Unlucky man, should’ve took a shower before you asked

 

[Cuyen]

lol dude which country do you live in

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Unlucky man, should’ve took a shower before you asked

 

[AutistCell]

lol dude which country do you live in

That happened in france

 

[Honeypot]

You tough she was being genuinely nice when actually she was another virtue signalling whore who is part of the problem and will never do nothing to fix the situation.

 

[desperatecel178]

You wannabe motherfucker.

 

[YungCell]

Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

 

[LDARBuddah]

Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

 

[OmniVoid]

Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

 

[YungCell]

I cant imagine actually asking a friends mother for sex, I mean no normal foid would ever do it so why would a friends mother compramise everything for it? Not to mention the extreme awkwardness. His name is incredibly fitting tbh.

 

[LDARBuddah]

I cant imagine actually asking a friends mother for sex, I mean no normal food would ever do it so why would a friends mother compramise everything for it?

I get your point tho my dude.
Just funny how you went out at my guy

 

[Guest2]

Yeah that's pretty dumb that you went ahead and asked for a handjob. You should have just gone in slowly ngl; its lower risk.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I mean, it is a normal reaction. You dont live in a porn world.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

@AutistCell - You were a cunt for trying to fuck your friends mom, so why the fuck should anyone feel sorry for you, lets say she had given you the handjob, that wouldn't have been a "win" for you, you would have ruined your friendship, your friend would definitely fuck you up afterwards for sure.

I would not want you for a friend

Now to critique your approach, you were too fucking direct, you needed to "test the waters" first

Be flirty but not direct

Wait until a day she's cooking or something and sits down, asks if she's tired and her back hurts or something, if she says yes, ask if she wants a back rub jokingly and that some girl you know showed you how to do them, etc

More likely than not, phrased like that, unless she's disgusted by you, she wouldn't refuse, because - "its just an innocent little back rub, and my back is hurting, I am tired, Bob doesn't do this for me much these days anyways, etc"

You just went straight to "jerk me off" JFL, dude its like you have no common sense, there's so many mental blocks at work that you have to slowly break down over time to even make something like this possible, she's weirded out by the age gap, she's weirded out by the fact you are her sons friend and would feel guilty, etc, etc, and you have to build up her level of comfortability and familiarity with you to override those "mental blocks"

So either way you are a fool, your actions were foolish, and your approach was foolish.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Sounds like a LARP.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Extremely low IQ, my friend

 

[Doug]

This wont work unless you're gigachad


mirin your low inhib

 

[Lubricure]

It was a bad move, tactically speaking. However, it´s the most low inhib thing I´ve read. Respect, man.

She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore

I would say my opinion on this might change only if she is actually a faithful wife (laughably low probability tbh), but given the current feminist dystopia I assume she was divorced or actively cucking her husbank. You´re not chad, that´s your only mistake. That´s a case of lèse-majesté.
I only hope it was just an acquaintance and not a good the friend the one you lost.

Then she told my mum and its just never been the same, no matter what i told her
My mum seems to like other kids more than she likes me now

It´s a retaliation for your lack of chadness, she hit you where it socially damages you the most. Typical femoid.

What scares me it´s your mother not liking you anymore. Looks like the blood bond has its limits, and they´re not even that much big.
It seems that she sides with your friends mother. I wouldn´t expect any support, of course, but that shunning is absurd in my view. Lately, I´m reconsidering my family relationships, especially the dynamics with external society, and this is very good food for thought.

 

[2340922]

She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and

Would be kinda fucked up hang out with a friend who fucked your own mum. Life isnt porn you know.

Extremely low IQ, my friend

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

You wannabe motherfucker.

 

[AutistCell]

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

Thing is i actually do have autism so social interactions have always been somewhat of a guessing game for me

 

[Deleted member 14805]

IT is soooooo going to screencap this.

On topic: How fucking retarded are you for asking for a fucking handjob from the mother of a friend? I mean WTF? Are all autists this low inhib? Seriously?

 

[Michael15651]

The friend should've passed the message.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob

Props! That’s fucking awesome, dude.

 

[Darth Cialis]

That happened in france

Should have asked her husband then.

 

[First loss]

Oh man oh god you are the new lowinhibmaxxed god.

 

[BRCel123]

low inhib god

 

[Dionysus]

Why would you do that to a friend?

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I do too comments out of place due to been an prolonged child,outcast,etc, but if you were a chad that bitch would fuck you once you said that.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

france

Just le romance. Bro!.

 

[ihaveno1]

just ask for a handjob from your friend's mom theory officially debunked

 

[GeneticFilth]

You tough she was being genuinely nice when actually she was another virtue signalling whore who is part of the problem and will never do nothing to fix the situation.

Yep, this is pure cancer. If you're ulgy you're so used to people treating you like dog shit that when people give you basic kindness out of pity your brain gives you cope chemicals and makes you think she likes you when she's just virtue signaling.

 

[Vigil]

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

yea I mean why wouldn't he start with a kiss? That's what makes it not sound like a larp though the fact that he just said "Yea I asked for a handjob" sounds like the word of an autist or an autistic larper.

 

[BrettyBoy]

She is a bitch for telling your mom. She said no and that was that, you only asked her once.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Reminds me of a doktordoom larp

 

[AutistCell]

She is a bitch for telling your mom. She said no and that was that, you only asked her once.

Yea it destroyed everything I believed about her
Thats females i guess

 

[LordDylan]

JFL, asking for sex favors from people you personally know.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Sounds like a LARP.

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

 

[Vermilioncore]

damn bro you're like stellan skarsgaard in nymphomaniac; being all normal and meek one minute and then all of the sudden changing to reveal your true sexually obsessed nature lol

 

[BrettyBoy]

Yea it destroyed everything I believed about her
Thats females i guess

Most females are bitches.

 

[Giegue]

Holy shit If this isnt a larp then you are a moron, never thought I'd side with a foid over an incel but ffs you asked your friends mom for handjob what on earth did you possibly expect?

 

[yungcel]

ban this LARPing ITcel

 

[Deleted member 818]

Nigga you dumb.

 

[AutistCell]

If this isn't LARP you have to be some sort of GIGAautist.

I know i suck with this kind of thing but i didnt expect this reaction
If you guys have nothing nice to say to me please just dont say it

 

[Darth Cialis]

Yep, this is pure cancer. If you're ulgy you're so used to people treating you like dog shit that when people give you basic kindness out of pity your brain gives you cope chemicals and makes you think she likes you when she's just virtue signaling.

Holy shit the autism, just because she didn't give her son's friend a random handjob it doesn't mean that she is a virtue-signalling bitch.

 

[RopeMaXXer]

She then walks me to bed and says goodnight to me and i just decide to go for it and ask for a pity handjob
She gets freaked out which pisses me off cus she knows im weird and desperate so thats super inconsiderate
Honestly she seemed so nice but she was just another selfish foid bitchwhore

Dude you're fucking retarded.

 

[Hell]

IT is soooooo going to screencap this.

On topic: How fucking retarded are you for asking for a fucking handjob from the mother of a friend? I mean WTF? Are all autists this low inhib? Seriously?

There are two breeds of autist:
The low inhibition type that is loud, constantly brings up their interests, seems to have no self awareness at all, and is generally annoying. These actually have some hope of not ending up incel by bagging some fat nerd girl that admires their ability to not give a fuck. If they're lucky they can end up as the pack leader over a few quieter nerdy types.

Then there is the high inhibition type that is mute.

 

[AutistCell]

There are two breeds of autist:
The low inhibition type that is loud, constantly brings up their interests, seems to have no self awareness at all, and is generally annoying. These actually have some hope of not ending up incel by bagging some fat nerd girl that admires their ability to not give a fuck. If they're lucky they can end up as the pack leader over a few quieter nerdy types.

Then there is the high inhibition type that is mute.

I feel like if i wasnt ugly i wouldnt be seen as annoying
I feel like chads might literally go through life with Asperger syndrome or even light PDD and never know it

 

[Hell]

I feel like if i wasnt ugly i wouldnt be seen as annoying
I feel like chads might literally go through life with Asperger syndrome or even PDD and never know it

Well of course but thats not the hand you were dealt. If you were attractive your annoying persona would be seen as quirky and your weird requests for sexual favors would be seen as assertive like you're a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to take it.


This sperg facemogs me to oblivion and I have no doubt that if left alone in a room with a girl she would have her way with him dogpill style