Theory Relapsing on my six-month break to share my Super Bowl LX (60) prediction: Patriots win 44 - 22

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I don't bet on sports anymore, but I still want to share my prediction.

This is going to be a very predictable and boring Super Bowl - sports betting has ruined professional sports.

The NFL has gone totally gay.

Not gay as in happy - the NFL is homosexual for the chad quarterback of the New England Patriots. Seriously:

Warning - this video will make you understand that the wrong side officially won World War 2


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/m67-4eZJ75I?si=qUH1ebdqqEXf4y8o

Brocels - there is no coming back from this - the same bullies who made our lives hell in school - are now proudly "homosexual for the Patriots' white chad quarterback."

Shame on Boston.

There are four things Boston is known for: being one of the most snobbish cities on the planet, the Boston Tea Party, beans, and wacky politicians.

If you don't think Tom Brady is a dicklet - don't read this thread:

No homo: “The story of Tom Brady being a confirmed dicklet” (true story, lifefuel for dicklets)

The reason I want to share this story, is because I told it once on r/IncelsWithoutHate and of course it was removed. So, I really want to tell the story again, it gives hope to dicklets as well. The year was 2013, I was working at The Home Cheapot as a cashier in the garden department. So, I...

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Foid built a shrine to Resident Evil's Leon Kennedy (seriously)

Remember, brocels: males enjoying anime is bad, foids enjoying touching themselves and dildoing while thinking about Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil is fine: View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1chu9i3/hypersexualization_of_women_in_anime/ View...

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[Caichan]

Ur such an idiot if you think the patriots will win

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

1. Green Day - yawn. They look so old. You would think they only made one album. That hair though. The Jews cut, "fuck America" from the broadcast. So cringe, Tom Brady is already on stage.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Halfway through the first quarter - this has been the best commercial so far (notice the lone Asian gook'ess hanging out with white men):


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGkhZ5fToOk

 

[Caesercel]

It's funny that I still don't know what game is "super Bowl" and this thread leaves me as clueless as I was before.

 

[MuhDigitalFootprint]

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LOL

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

2. The Bad Bunny halftime show was boring, "Boring Bunny."

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

It's funny that I still don't know what game is "super Bowl" and this thread leaves me as clueless as I was before.

The annual American football championship. Every year it is contested in a different city.

 

[Caesercel]

The annual American football championship. Every year it is contested in a different city.

Oh . You mean the one with big helmets and those uniforms that make you looke twice as big? I've only seen that in movies

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Seattle won - my prediction was wrong.

New England’s quarterback had a horrendous game.

Seattle has a good American football team, a good baseball team, and a good soccer team… Seattle is a sports town now, when the Seattle Kraken start winning again Seattle will be a little less depressing of a place to live.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Worst commercial of the night without a doubt:

Warning - this commercial is super cringe, some of you guys still will goon to her.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgC-7SBEQU

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

That was the worst Super Bowl ever.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

It's funny that I still don't know what game is "super Bowl" and this thread leaves me as clueless as I was before.

My mom thought that he was wearing a vest:

 

[SociallyStunted]

Not only that but the commericals were terrible aswell

That was the worst Super Bowl ever.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

The comedian, Lewis Black, predicted the Super Bowl halftime show gradually becoming dumber way back in 2001:

Context:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=XXiUlnRJqps


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arzWW3y7g20

And then the Super Bowl halftime show continued to get worse!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqFUYGM1T2g&t=17s

Kek, this is what Burgerland is all about: the 2001 Super Bowl Halftime Show

January 28, 2001 - I was in the 4th grade. Keep in mind, Justin Timberlake “made” Britney Spears get an abortion: View: https://youtu.be/XXiUlnRJqps?feature=shared

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[Caichan]

don’t run pusc

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I remember being a boy and watching a tit, a niggress's tit fly out on live-television back in 2004. There was a little metal star on the nipple:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw9wJqYy7M8


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbL1KVaGH3I&list=PL67tqe-EyQJNb7e-q-WYjkyndVUb61ktr&index=14

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have been a kissless virgin since BEFORE this Super Bowl halftime show back in 1993!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnTuSqrvbM

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have been a kissless virgin since BEFORE this Super Bowl halftime show back in 1993!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnTuSqrvbM

Michael Jackson made the crowd wait for the music like Hitler made a crowd wait for him to start a speech.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have been a kissless virgin since BEFORE this Super Bowl halftime show back in 1993!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnTuSqrvbM

Look how the Super Bowl halftime show declined in quality since 1993 - how sad, this is why millennials are the last generation to understand quality over quantity.