Emba
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Once apon a time, i was sitting alone in my horrible shack.
Suddenly my doge was snarling and barking!
I grabbed a flashlight and went to see what was going on...
A drunk acting old cunt was waking up my dark driveway... Alone.
I told my dog to relax. But no. The snarling continued. In fact the snarling continued throughout the time the old cunt was in my yard.
I didn't want to let the bitch in my house. Because if doge don't trust her, why should i?
So we sat outside as i tried to find out why she was here...
Her story #1...
The fucking Mayor dropped her off down the road and told her her friends lived down the road...
#2
Her car broke down and she needed a ride to her friends house where she was staying....
And other stuff that made no sense. She seemed high or drunk but didn't stink of either... Her "friends" were well know local criminal scumbags. And i had no idea where they lived...
But i knew they lived... "That way...."
She wanted to stay and spend the night! (And i was like yeah, so you can case my house for stuff to steal! No GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING way bitch!)
Plus, my doge was still snarling and barking.... Lol! As if i wanted her around. Nope!
So she asked to use my phone to call them. Big mistake.
They did not answer! And i told her she had to go.
She wanted a flashlight. I said no. I only have one and you can't have it.
She wanted a big stick! For dogs... I was like why? You want to hit my dog with it? You have to leave NOW!
Go ask SOME one else where they live. Because i don't know... I someone without a snarling dog!
So off into the night she went...
Never saw her again.
The next day around noon, i get a call. It's her friends looking for her.
It took them several calls but they figured out who i was and they came ovER. (This was the mistake mentioned above... I don't want criminal scumbags around my house.)
They were morons. I told them tbe exactly same thing as on the phone...
Told them about my doge... Asked them if they didn't trust their doges? My doge was all nice to them scumbags... I said, she must be really bad to make my doge hate her!
Apparently they found her 30 miles away on the wrong road.... (I found out 3 weeks later when i saw them in town)
Now...
Here is my thoughts...
I sometimes wonder if i should have whacked her and turned her into a ugly stupid dishwasher!
She had no phone! If i didn't let her use mine, no one would have known anything.
This was many years ago. But this post made me think about it...
Feels bad to let such an opportunity slip through my fingers...
But my doge wouldn't shut up! She was only around for about 10 minutes... God how i miss her.
Suddenly my doge was snarling and barking!
I grabbed a flashlight and went to see what was going on...
A drunk acting old cunt was waking up my dark driveway... Alone.
I told my dog to relax. But no. The snarling continued. In fact the snarling continued throughout the time the old cunt was in my yard.
I didn't want to let the bitch in my house. Because if doge don't trust her, why should i?
So we sat outside as i tried to find out why she was here...
Her story #1...
The fucking Mayor dropped her off down the road and told her her friends lived down the road...
#2
Her car broke down and she needed a ride to her friends house where she was staying....
And other stuff that made no sense. She seemed high or drunk but didn't stink of either... Her "friends" were well know local criminal scumbags. And i had no idea where they lived...
But i knew they lived... "That way...."
She wanted to stay and spend the night! (And i was like yeah, so you can case my house for stuff to steal! No GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING way bitch!)
Plus, my doge was still snarling and barking.... Lol! As if i wanted her around. Nope!
So she asked to use my phone to call them. Big mistake.
They did not answer! And i told her she had to go.
She wanted a flashlight. I said no. I only have one and you can't have it.
She wanted a big stick! For dogs... I was like why? You want to hit my dog with it? You have to leave NOW!
Go ask SOME one else where they live. Because i don't know... I someone without a snarling dog!
So off into the night she went...
Never saw her again.
The next day around noon, i get a call. It's her friends looking for her.
It took them several calls but they figured out who i was and they came ovER. (This was the mistake mentioned above... I don't want criminal scumbags around my house.)
They were morons. I told them tbe exactly same thing as on the phone...
Told them about my doge... Asked them if they didn't trust their doges? My doge was all nice to them scumbags... I said, she must be really bad to make my doge hate her!
Apparently they found her 30 miles away on the wrong road.... (I found out 3 weeks later when i saw them in town)
Now...
Here is my thoughts...
I sometimes wonder if i should have whacked her and turned her into a ugly stupid dishwasher!
She had no phone! If i didn't let her use mine, no one would have known anything.
This was many years ago. But this post made me think about it...
Never forget. You could have raped a foid in the past
In the evolutionary ancestral environment you would have the chance to rape a young teen foid. You would get the chance to force that intimacy which is so lacking in your life.
incels.is
Feels bad to let such an opportunity slip through my fingers...
But my doge wouldn't shut up! She was only around for about 10 minutes... God how i miss her.