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Ways of proving a girl is a virgin:
1. Bleeding during penetration
One of the oldest ways of proving a girl is a virgin, even whoever wrote the Bible was aware of this. If she bleeds you cannot be sure shes a virgin but if she doesnt then you can be sure shes not.
2. Pain during sex
Little less obvious but like with #1, if you are not a dickcel and you penetrate a girl you better hope it hurts her a bit. If she feels no pain then shes not a virgin. Time to apply Deuteronomy 22:21.
3. Hymen - Literally the easiest way to check if a girl is a virgin
"B-BUT I TORE MY HYMEN RIDING A BIKE/HORSE"
JFL, unless shes riding a horse in THAT way or riding her bike without a seat her hymen should not be completely torn. Theres a huge difference between a busted up hymen and a slightly torn one.
Yes women have to bleed out of their cunts but its pretty obvious once you see the difference for yourself:
NSFW WARNING - ROAST BEEF INFOGRAPHIC
The first four hymens are what you would observe on a virgin female.
The last one (bottom right) is the entry hole of Chads pussy piercing shell.
Its as simple as that.
"WHAT ABOUT DILDOS?!"
If a girl uses a dildo its over, shes a slut and deserves to be beaten anyway. Most girls dont use dildos though, a dildo is basically equivalent to a fleshlight and only a small minority of girls have them and none of those girls are virgins 99.99% of the time. If a girl is a virgin and young she probably doesnt own any sex toys.
1. Bleeding during penetration
One of the oldest ways of proving a girl is a virgin, even whoever wrote the Bible was aware of this. If she bleeds you cannot be sure shes a virgin but if she doesnt then you can be sure shes not.
13 If a man takes a wife and, after sleeping with her, dislikes her 14 and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity,” 15 then the young woman’s father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. 16 Her father will say to the elders, “I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her. 17 Now he has slandered her and said, ‘I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.’ But here is the proof of my daughter’s virginity.” Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town, 18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him. 19 They shall fine him a hundred shekels[a] of silver and give them to the young woman’s father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives.
20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.
--Deuteronomy 22:13-21
2. Pain during sex
Little less obvious but like with #1, if you are not a dickcel and you penetrate a girl you better hope it hurts her a bit. If she feels no pain then shes not a virgin. Time to apply Deuteronomy 22:21.
3. Hymen - Literally the easiest way to check if a girl is a virgin
"B-BUT I TORE MY HYMEN RIDING A BIKE/HORSE"
JFL, unless shes riding a horse in THAT way or riding her bike without a seat her hymen should not be completely torn. Theres a huge difference between a busted up hymen and a slightly torn one.
Yes women have to bleed out of their cunts but its pretty obvious once you see the difference for yourself:
NSFW WARNING - ROAST BEEF INFOGRAPHIC
The first four hymens are what you would observe on a virgin female.
The last one (bottom right) is the entry hole of Chads pussy piercing shell.
Its as simple as that.
"WHAT ABOUT DILDOS?!"
If a girl uses a dildo its over, shes a slut and deserves to be beaten anyway. Most girls dont use dildos though, a dildo is basically equivalent to a fleshlight and only a small minority of girls have them and none of those girls are virgins 99.99% of the time. If a girl is a virgin and young she probably doesnt own any sex toys.