Serious Redditor phenotype

[AsakuraHao]

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

 

[Asgard]

Hazara circus in Syria o_O

 

[WacoGoesDown]

Me if i could grow a beard

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[Nate Higgers]

mfw I buy my first nintendo (in the near future)

 

[gummybearcel]

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Let us break this down.
- Estrogenic, unmasculine face.
- High brow ridge and excited expression exaggerates childish features.
- Glasses indicate weakness of the eyes, a liability.
- Overweight, again estrogenic and unmasculine.
- Unkempt, messy beard. Childish.
- Negative canthal-tilted eyes, 'prey look'.
- Millennial haircut
- Unfashionable orange shirt (Redditor), indicates childishness, lack of pattern recognition.
- Visible overbite (mouth breather, poor genetics)

All of these features indicate neoteny, a trait favored in females, signalling estrogen-dominance.
All of this contributes to the manchild soy/numale look.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

HAY GUYSSSS I JUST GOT MY NINTENDO SWITCH SO NOW I CAN PLAY ZELDAS LEGEND GLASS IN THE WIND!!!!!!!!! NO SPOILERS PLEASE I WANT TO LEARN WHAT HAPPENS TO ZELDA ON MY OWN CAN'T WAIT TO PUT ON MY CODING SOCKS AND HANG MYSELF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OKAY BRB TOODLES!

 

[NirvanaFan1988]