Soy Reddit comment I found

[Lazyandtalentless]

Literally though, just:

Wash and comb your hair
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Shower
Wear clean clothes without holes in them

Congrats, you are now physically attractive enough for all normal purposes! Just like the overwhelming majority of human beingsThe rest is literally just acting like normal person.

Thanks, now my craniofacial deformity, short stature, and narrow shoulders all went away.

 

[scrully]

wow my acne is gone, my nose is smaller, I grew taller and am no longer a twig!!

 

[Grodd]

No Washing and combing your hair for your Face,Height or Autism

No Washing your face for your Face,Height or Autism

No Brushing your teeth for your Face,Height or Autism

No Showering for your Face,Height or Autism

No Wearing clean clothes without holes in them for your Face,Height or Autism

 

[SilverBullet]

Wow the results! Washing my face and teeth cured my TMJD, subhuman eye area and nose! And i cant forget combing that cured my norwood!

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

hmm it doesn't seem to be working, maybe i should shower harder so my face stops being ugly.

 

[Darth Aquarius]

I’ve done all of those things as a teen, plus semen retention (jfl I know), working out every day, getting outside as much as I could, getting sunlight, cold showers (jfl again), manifestation techniques to manifest my oneitis (JFL), made myself think I was on some high vibrational spiritual journey and love was on the other side, wore good clothes, always had a fresh haircut, wore cologne, drew a rose for my oneitis, and spent the whole summer doing all of these things and building up the courage to talk to her. When I finally saw her and gave her the drawing, you’ve all heard it a million times, she turned me down. The funniest part was that I mogged her looksmatch, all of that effort for N O T H I N G .

 

[Foid FuckER]

wow it was this easy all this time? i'm chad now guys. All it took was a shower and brushing my teeth.

 

[Qizarate]

I do those everyday.

But now he will comment that I'm not entitled to sex, which is true but why he bothered write that stupid post then uh?

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

I used to be a 50-year-old, 5’2”, balding Indian janitor, but after doing this, I transformed into a young, tall, broad-shouldered supermodel with thick, healthy hair, a deep voice, clear and smooth skin with an even tone, a symmetrical face, a V-tapered physique (broad shoulders and a narrow waist), proportional features, and a lean, muscular, well-proportioned body with just the right amount of definition—fit but not extreme.

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

hmm it doesn't seem to be working, maybe i should shower harder so my face stops being ugly.

Have you tried drinking more water? Ever since I started drinking more water, my personality has improved and my mental illnesses have disappeared.

 

[Enigmaz]

Do these methods stack up each time you do them? I washed my hair three times in ten minutes. I barbarically washed my face five times in the past hour. I got months of toothbrushing by brushing my teeth 62 times in the past 12 hours. I showered every quarter of the day. I wore 4 layers of clean, no-hole clothing.

Where are the females?

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[Mihailo Toloto]

Do these methods stack up each time you do them? I washed my hair three times in ten minutes. I barbarically washed my face five times in the past hour. I got months of toothbrushing by brushing my teeth 62 times in the past 12 hours. I showered every quarter of the day. I wore 4 layers of clean, no-hole clothing.

Where are the females?

Just drink more water